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The really bad advice thread

GrownupGirl

GrownupGirl

Tempermental Artist
Post some really bad advice that no one should follow, ever. It can be something really dangerous, really illegal, or just really dumb. Keep in mind that this is just for fun and entertainment and not meant to be taken seriously:;)

To test boiling water to see if it's hot enough, dunk your face into it.
 
Instead of boiling a fresh pan of water every time you want to cook rice or pasta, save time by boiling water in bulk then storing the excess in the freezer for later :)
 
GrownupGirl said:
Post some really bad advice that no one should follow, ever. It can be something really dangerous, really illegal, or just really dumb. Keep in mind that this is just for fun and entertainment and not meant to be taken seriously:;)

To test boiling water to see if it's hot enough, dunk your face into it.
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eat three packets of sugarfree mints all at once
 
Tired of shaking people's hands? Try these quick tips!
  • Look awkwardly at your right hand, flick your index finger a few times, then hold your hand out to shake.
  • Pull the other person's hand up to your nose and inhale deeply while staring directly into their eyes. Exhale slowly, then say, "I know everything about you now."
  • Hold your left hand out and say, "I don't shake hands with commoners. You may kiss the ring."
  • Shake the person's hand for a full 30 seconds while muttering to yourself, "Don't make it creepy. Don't make it creepy."
 
If you have a pain somewhere on your body that is annoying, consistent, and causing you anxiety, keep hurting other parts of your body to take the focus away from it until it goes away.
 
Scratch your butt at job interviews, sneeze at buffet, but let the gum fly out of your mouth, light cigarettes right as you pump gas, check for facial expressions, better yet spray gasoline on the idiot on the flip side of your pump who thinks you wanted to see his interior, call your boss fat, obsess about your weight, then polish 6 donuts with expresso (of course), if someone speaks foreign, tell them only ghetto talk is allowed, wear incredible tight 10 year spandex tights to Walmart, if size anything, omg, tell the postman he would make a perfect terrorist, okay, l give up
 
Actually seen this done: to check and see if your child's leg is broken, hold the leg across your knee and press down both ends to see if any bones protrude.
 
When you want to have a political discussion, especially about racial issues, the best place to do so is in the comments on YouTube. :)
Always include your full name and address in your posts. ;)
 
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