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The really bad advice thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GrownupGirl, Apr 30, 2019.

  1. GrownupGirl

    GrownupGirl Tempermental Artist

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    Post some really bad advice that no one should follow, ever. It can be something really dangerous, really illegal, or just really dumb. Keep in mind that this is just for fun and entertainment and not meant to be taken seriously:;)

    To test boiling water to see if it's hot enough, dunk your face into it.
     
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  2. Katleya

    Katleya Sarcasm Lover V.I.P Member

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    "You should go out more. Maybe hit a few parties, too"

    I don't know if it's as bad as you hoped ;)
     
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  3. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Always lick a battery to see if it's charged
     
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  4. Monachopia

    Monachopia ...spiral out... keep going. V.I.P Member

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    Always eat yellow snow.
     
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  5. Mia

    Mia Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    If a bear is stalking you, run away really fast.
     
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  6. Autistamatic

    Autistamatic He's just this guy, you know? V.I.P Member

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    Instead of boiling a fresh pan of water every time you want to cook rice or pasta, save time by boiling water in bulk then storing the excess in the freezer for later :)
     
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  7. Streetwise

    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    eat three packets of sugarfree mints all at once
     
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  8. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Go ahead and stay up late. You'll be fine tomorrow.
     
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  9. Mia

    Mia Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Always, stand-up in a canoe.
     
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  10. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Tired of shaking people's hands? Try these quick tips!
    • Look awkwardly at your right hand, flick your index finger a few times, then hold your hand out to shake.
    • Pull the other person's hand up to your nose and inhale deeply while staring directly into their eyes. Exhale slowly, then say, "I know everything about you now."
    • Hold your left hand out and say, "I don't shake hands with commoners. You may kiss the ring."
    • Shake the person's hand for a full 30 seconds while muttering to yourself, "Don't make it creepy. Don't make it creepy."
     
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  11. Jojo_LB

    Jojo_LB Brilliant Enigma V.I.P Member

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    If you have a pain somewhere on your body that is annoying, consistent, and causing you anxiety, keep hurting other parts of your body to take the focus away from it until it goes away.
     
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  12. Aspychata

    Aspychata Applying for the here and now....

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    Scratch your butt at job interviews, sneeze at buffet, but let the gum fly out of your mouth, light cigarettes right as you pump gas, check for facial expressions, better yet spray gasoline on the idiot on the flip side of your pump who thinks you wanted to see his interior, call your boss fat, obsess about your weight, then polish 6 donuts with expresso (of course), if someone speaks foreign, tell them only ghetto talk is allowed, wear incredible tight 10 year spandex tights to Walmart, if size anything, omg, tell the postman he would make a perfect terrorist, okay, l give up
     
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  13. inkfingers

    inkfingers 19 year old Aspie artist and Jesus follower

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    Eat only beans the day before you go to the movie theater, and then fart really loudly.
     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Hey - my brother used to have me test batteries that way. lol
     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Actually seen this done: to check and see if your child's leg is broken, hold the leg across your knee and press down both ends to see if any bones protrude.
     
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  16. Butterfly88

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    If you are in need of a life change join a cult.
     
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  17. Kyou Nukui

    Kyou Nukui music is amazing

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    When you want to have a political discussion, especially about racial issues, the best place to do so is in the comments on YouTube. :)
    Always include your full name and address in your posts. ;)
     
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  18. GrownupGirl

    GrownupGirl Tempermental Artist

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    When they warn you on TV "don't try this at home", go try it while at someone else's house.
     
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  19. Bronzelincolns

    Bronzelincolns Well-Known Member

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    get a liberal arts degree from a major university.
     
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  20. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Whenever anyone is talking, look for ways to one-up them and make it about you.
     
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