Tell a blatant lie/Fabulous Fib

[GrownupGirl]

Aspies and auties have a reputation for always being truthful, so here's a thread that shows how creative we can be by telling an obvious and/or outrageous whopper of a fib. Here's one of mine:

I never speak to my cats in baby talk. Izzin dat wight, my widdle smoochy-woochy babbeh kittehs?

 

[Nitro]

Aspies and auties have a reputation for always being truthful.

 

[Wolfnox]

My most dangerous quality? My wit of course you doodoo head.

 

[Autistamatic]

Doing research on autism using mice is yielding groundbreaking results with huge potential to shape future understanding.

 

[Nervous Rex]

My jokes are always tasteful and funny.

 

[Jeremiah]

I feel happy and content.

 

[Aspychata]

Feel free to completely criticize me because l never have completely gone off the wall meltdowns and endless ruminations due to totally irrelevant and insignificant remarks made by random sheeple who of course are completely in the know and leading authorities in totally stupid information.

 

[Gracey]

Of course I can remember your birth date and exactly how old you are.

 

[SusanLR]

I cannot tell a lie, because I cannot tell a lie.

 

[OrangeSquash]

I'm fine.

 

[Crossbreed]

I never tell the truth...!

 

[Juliettaa]

How dare you! I am nothing like Victor Meldrew

 

[WhoDatLady]

I am not a fan of "Lilo And Stitch".

 

[Kalinychta]

No, I did not steal your cupcake.

 

[elbowgrease]

I stole your cupcake

 

[NightMuse]

I can count all the stars in the sky.

 

[Ezra]

I invented Brazil nuts.

 

[Hylian]

You can legally print your own money and totally, definitely, for sure no one will ever notice.

 

[GrownupGirl]

I invented Brazil nuts.

I invented Brazil.

 

[dragonfire42]

I’m neurotypical.