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Tell a blatant lie/Fabulous Fib

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by GrownupGirl, Oct 31, 2019.

  1. yes i am :)

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  2. no, i wear my honest self on my sleeves and can't pretend otherwise

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  3. i'm not sure.

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  4. where's my ice cream?

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  1. GrownupGirl

    GrownupGirl Tempermental Artist

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    Aspies and auties have a reputation for always being truthful, so here's a thread that shows how creative we can be by telling an obvious and/or outrageous whopper of a fib. Here's one of mine:

    I never speak to my cats in baby talk. Izzin dat wight, my widdle smoochy-woochy babbeh kittehs?:hearteyecat::hearteyecat::kissingcat::kissingcat:
     
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  2. Nitro

    Nitro Admin/Immoral Turpitude Staff Member Admin V.I.P Member

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    Aspies and auties have a reputation for always being truthful.
     
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  3. Wolf Prince

    Wolf Prince My future job title.

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    My most dangerous quality? My wit of course you doodoo head.:p
     
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  4. Autistamatic

    Autistamatic He's just this guy, you know? V.I.P Member

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    Doing research on autism using mice is yielding groundbreaking results with huge potential to shape future understanding.
     
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  5. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    My jokes are always tasteful and funny.
     
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  6. Jeremiah

    Jeremiah Chaotic Neutral

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    I feel happy and content.
     
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  7. Aspychata

    Aspychata Serenity waves, beachy vibes

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    Feel free to completely criticize me because l never have completely gone off the wall meltdowns and endless ruminations due to totally irrelevant and insignificant remarks made by random sheeple who of course are completely in the know and leading authorities in totally stupid information.
     
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  8. Gracey

    Gracey Well-Known Member

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    Of course I can remember your birth date and exactly how old you are.
     
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    I cannot tell a lie, because I cannot tell a lie.
     
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  10. OrangeSquash

    OrangeSquash Active Member

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    I'm fine.
     
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  11. Crossbreed

    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️

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    I never tell the truth...!
     
  12. Juliettaa

    Juliettaa Black Sheep. Society of One. V.I.P Member

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    How dare you! I am nothing like Victor Meldrew :p
     
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    WhoDatLady Random Mardi Gras reveler

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  14. Kalinychta

    Kalinychta Well-Known Member

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    No, I did not steal your cupcake.
     
  15. elbowgrease

    elbowgrease Active Member

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    I stole your cupcake
     
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    I can count all the stars in the sky.
     
  17. Ezra

    Ezra Relax, it's just chaos.

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    I invented Brazil nuts.
     
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    HeroOfHyrule Chicken Chaser

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    You can legally print your own money and totally, definitely, for sure no one will ever notice.
     
  19. GrownupGirl

    GrownupGirl Tempermental Artist

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    I invented Brazil.
     
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    dragonfire42 Perpetual outsider

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    I’m neurotypical.