Tell a blatant lie/Fabulous Fib

[Ezra]

I play grand theft auto in real life.

 

[Soleil]

No, I'm not up way past my bedtime at all.

 

[Aspychata]

Right now l am busy in my chef kitchen making a batch of grandma's tomato sauce in the pressure cooker but l sadly forgot to tighten the lid and now l am looking at 2cups of red sauce dripping off my popcorn ceiling. Mamma Mia, that's a spicy ceiling.

 

[Ezra]

I write Donald Trump's tweets for him. I love getting people riled up tee hee.

 

[Butterfly88]

Carrie Underwood is my wife.

 

[Creep]

I’m an internet troll.

 

[Creep]

I live under a troll bridge.

 

[AprilR]

I feel like an adult

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I am a self-sufficient member of society who doesn't need any government assistance.

 

[Ezra]

Smashing your laptop to bits with a sledgehammer will make it work better.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I absolutely love what "Antimalware Service Executable" does for my performance on Windows 10.

 

[Aspychata]

Feel free to cough sneeze on me. l don't need a mask. I can mutate and turn into a mutant drone and fly away.

 

[Ezra]

The best way to avoid the virus is to hold your breath for 325 days.

 

[Creep]

I’m eating troll house cookies rn.

 

[Aspychata]

The circus arrived in town. But elephants have big cow pies.

 

[Ezra]

I only spend 20 minutes a day on the internet.

 

[NightMuse]

I am not moving out of state in three weeks.

 

[Aspychata]

Yes random person l am so taken with your idiot self. omg

 

[RESleight]

l papered my bedroom in aluminium foil because it's so cool. Then l took emergency foil blanket and sewed a comforter and shams. Then l spray painted the ceiling with iridescent spray. But the apartment manager said the spray smell made everyone pass out and go to emergency.☹

I never cut myself on aluminum foil.

 

[Creep]

My favorite book is For Whom the Bell Trolls by Ernest Hemingway.