Post something Weird or Random

[Ishmael]

No one told me I was supposed to be undercover. I put my real alias.

Did you bring any shepherd's pie?

 

[Ella Spell]

I like shepherds. And pie. I'm allergic to wool though, so make sure it's cotton.

 

[Ishmael]

I am sensing a disruption in the fabric of spacetime.

 

[Ella Spell]

Just a trifle. ^

• a layer of ladyfingers
• a layer of jam
• custard (made from scratch)
• raspberries
• more ladyfingers
• beef sautéed with peas and onions
• a little more custard
• sliced bananas
• and whipped cream

 

[fluffysaurus]

Did you bring any shepherd's pie?

of course, and this time I remembered to peal the shepherds.

 

[fluffysaurus]

No ban on witchcraft. Interesting.

 

[Ella Spell]

I didn't know witches did crafts.

 

[fluffysaurus]

We have to find something to do during the day. All the fun stuff happens at night.

 

[Ella Spell]

We have to find something to do during the day. All the fun stuff happens at night.

These could come in handy.

 

[Mush]

There was this little restaurant in some remote part of Asia. To attract western tourists they hung some English words out the front to let people know they were western friendly. The two words they chose.

TASTY CONDOM

 

[QueenOfFrance87]

What Billy Idol would look like if he was a duck

 

[Ezra]

I am about to venture outdoors.

 

[Ishmael]

I am about to venture outdoors.

I will warn the animals.

 

[Ella Spell]

Check for piggies.

 

[Ezra]

The frogs need not worry, I am going urban today. Curently at a picnic bench alongside the stately old high school with Liam chowing on tacos.

Liam says hi.

Being cooped up together hasn't been too bad. We only end up trying to kill each other once or twice a week.

All work and no play makes Ezra a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Ezra a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Ezra a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Ezra a dull boy...

 

[Ella Spell]

There's always tomorrow.

 

[fluffysaurus]

Everyone having street parties (sitting at least two metres apart), drinking wine and playing Vera Lynn at a modest volume.

Apart from my neighbour who prefers Eminem. Does anyone have a baseball bat I can borrow, the volume adjuster on their player appears to be faulty.

 

[Ella Spell]

I hear there are some powerful bats in China.

 

[fluffysaurus]

Groan.

 

[tree]