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oregano

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Best Buy ad: "You can fit a bigger TV than you think." *facepalm* What is it with gigantic TV's nowadays? Sep 23, 2020 at 3:21 PM

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    1. oregano
      oregano
      Best Buy ad: "You can fit a bigger TV than you think." *facepalm* What is it with gigantic TV's nowadays?
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      2. oregano
        oregano
        When does the Law of Diminishing Returns finally clobber people? When do people realize that it's the same stupid football game no matter the size of the TV? People will buy a TV that takes up an entire wall. Uh, ok.
        Sep 23, 2020 at 3:23 PM
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    2. oregano
      oregano
      Get weird ads on this forum. Now every ad is pitching an off road vehicle called Yamaha Wolverine. No interest in offroading. Weird.
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    3. oregano
      oregano
      My uncle smoked one of my circuit breakers by overloading it with his power tools. No lights for me until an electrician fixes it.
      1. Rexi
        Rexi
        That's terrible. Guess he didn't expect that to happen. Hope you find an electrician soon! I've recently lacked a proper bulb myself to go with a light switch which has a led, so i know it's bad even with one light down. Apparently economical ones aren't compatible with those so it just kept staying half on all night long when it was switched off.
        Sep 4, 2020
      2. oregano
        oregano
        Late yesterday he brought over a friend who is not legally an electrician but who knows about it and he fixed the breaker for the price of the breaker and a Carl's Jr. (fast food joint) "thickburger".
        Sep 5, 2020
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      3. Rexi
        Rexi
        Glad to hear! I guess that's minimal price c:
        Sep 5, 2020
    4. oregano
      oregano
      My new avatar is the "Moo-Donna" of Siskiyou County, on NB I-5 south of Yreka. Cows and tourism is basically the area's economy.
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      2. oregano
        oregano
        Every year the Siskiyou Cattlewomen hold a contest for two teenage "Beef Ambassadors" to travel around promoting steaks. Hereford cows graze on my land in spring. Shasta Valley is more Angus.
        Aug 26, 2020
    5. oregano
      oregano
      What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind. How true that is. -Dan Quayle
    6. oregano
      oregano
      Expect autism to suddenly be cool in a few months. People will want to know how to survive w/o friends.
      1. Aspychata likes this.
      2. oregano
        oregano
        When social gatherings result in young people slowly dying of covid, not having friends will be the pinnacle of cool.
        Aug 5, 2020
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    7. oregano
      oregano
      I just had an ad in Arabic pop up. *scratches head* Uh, ok, whatever, I don't know any Arabic.
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      2. oregano
        oregano
        I run Linux Mint. Possible, but unlikely.
        Jul 22, 2020
      3. Judge
      4. oregano
        oregano
        Will have to check that out. I have noticed my computer running slow lately. I may have to reinstall with that whitepaper's recommended mods.
        Jul 23, 2020
    8. oregano
      oregano
      My hermit thread seems to have summoned an ad for a bovine vaccine. Algorithms FTW? And people give their entire lives to the net?
    9. oregano
      oregano
      is wondering if a cloth mask will be enough to defend against walking dead partiers next week spreading covid everywhere
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      3. Judge
        Judge
        Wear the mask, but Channel Morgan Jones and get yourself a long staff that's pointed on both ends.
        Jul 3, 2020
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      4. oregano
        oregano
        I think that the staff is illegal in California, sadly. I DO have a tactical knife I carry around in case I run into a crazy dopehead. Dunno if it would work for doubletapping though.
        Jul 3, 2020
    10. oregano
      oregano
      I wait for Armageddon and it's coming my way/It's an honor to be chosen and to wait for the day-Iron Maiden, "Fallen Angel", 2000
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    11. oregano
      oregano
      Power to the people and the beatz! -Public Enemy
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    12. oregano
      oregano
      NT's are going insane after 6 WEEKS inside. Many auties spend YEARS in isolation. Now I know why they fear us so much.
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      2. Aspychata
        Aspychata
        This is my normal. I just don't feel guilty about it anymore. I have been very relaxed lately.
        May 2, 2020
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    13. oregano
      oregano
      The Metallica song One has been playing in my mind all day. We are all the guy on life support, stuck between life and death, without hope.
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      2. Wolf Prince
        Wolf Prince
        I prefer turn the page by them. As for hope. Try testament for the glory of.
        Apr 7, 2020
    14. oregano
      oregano
      I think I will survive the plague. It's the aftereffect where we all starve that's scary.
      1. Vinca and Aspychata like this.
      2. oregano
        oregano
        Heck, the face mask and hand sanitizer stuff is no sweat compared to life in a couple years.
        Apr 4, 2020
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      1. Wolf Prince
        Wolf Prince
        No. Its only thursday.
        Apr 2, 2020
        Aspychata and tree like this.
      2. Aspychata
        Aspychata
        It will just go down in history but you will make it thru!!
        Apr 2, 2020
    16. oregano
      oregano
      Resigned to dying soon, either from covid or from starvation after the food runs out. I was so close to my new life too. Now I am dead.
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      2. oregano
        oregano
        The US is only a couple weeks behind Italy re covid. Within a couple months there will be riots over food and economic failure. And then the second wave will comes and kill tens of millions.
        Apr 2, 2020
      3. oregano
        oregano
        I was laying plans to survive just such a scenario, but wasn't ready in time. People in the cities are trapped under cordons. Rural areas like Siskiyou County have cordoned themselves off and forbade outsiders from entering.
        Apr 2, 2020
      4. oregano
        oregano
        So, I can't go back to my land nor do anything else with it before I die. Well, the blackness is calling and I must go.
        Apr 2, 2020
    17. oregano
      oregano
      New blog: timeofthereddeath.wordpress.com
    18. oregano
      oregano
      In 2080, the archeologists exploring the ruins of Los Angeles will all be thinking the same thing:
      1. oregano
        oregano
        "What in the name of God made humans think they could put a city of 25 million in the middle of a desert?"
        Mar 13, 2020
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    19. oregano
      oregano
      Could it be it's the end of the world? All the things that we cherish and love? Nothing left but to face this all on my own -Iron Maiden
    20. oregano
      oregano
      is wondering if he should even bother with treatment if I get covid19, or just crawl into bed and die, with a sign on the door...
      1. oregano
        oregano
        to notify the body collectors that there is a coronavirus body inside for cremation.
        Mar 2, 2020
      2. oregano
        oregano
        The hospitals will be full anyway, and be death zones.
        Mar 2, 2020
      3. oregano
        oregano
        Some scientists are saying that this is the Big One.
        Mar 2, 2020
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Nov 27, 1974 (Age: 45)
    Location:
    capital of the land of weirdness
    Occupation:
    ha ha, very funny
    Diagnosis Status:
    Aspergers Syndrome - Officially Diagnosed
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    When I'm walking a dark road / I am a man who walks alone -Iron Maiden, "Fear Of The Dark", 1992
    A test does not define me. "I am not a number! I am a free man!" -The Prisoner
    The serpent is crawling inside of your ear/He says you must vote for what you want to hear/Don't matter what's wrong as long as you're alright/Fool yourself stupid! Rob yourself blind! -Iron Maiden, "Be Quick Or Be Dead", 1992
    Paradise deferred for now, sadly...
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