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Nov 27, 1974 (Age: 45)
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ha ha, very funny

oregano

really wants a solar panel and a AGM battery, Male, 45, from capital of the land of weirdness

All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else's name -The Oak Ridge Boys Dec 6, 2019

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    1. oregano
      oregano
      All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills in somebody else's name -The Oak Ridge Boys
    2. Loren
      Loren
      ~happy birthday :-)
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    3. oregano
      oregano
      I turn 45 today. My life is over half over, and I feel like a failure. Mom says I'm a survivor, but to me that's not enough.
      1. oregano
        oregano
        I should be successful, but because of ASD and mental illness I'm not. Just a useless eater on SSI.
        Nov 27, 2019
      2. Aspychata
        Aspychata
        Some of us have the role of being survivors, just take it and find happiness somehow.
        Nov 27, 2019
      3. Mia
        Mia
        Try to find the successes in your life that already exist. Not society's trumpeted ones. Few people have those.
        Nov 27, 2019
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    4. oregano
      oregano
      Only when the last tree is cut, the last fish caught, the last stream polluted, will you learn money can't be eaten. -Chief Seattle
      1. oregano
        oregano
        Paraphrased for brevity.
        Nov 3, 2019
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      2. Wolf Prince
        Wolf Prince
        Still funny to me that money comes from trees. We pay for things with rocks or paper.
        Nov 3, 2019
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    5. oregano
      oregano
      "...a season of suicide, divorce, and prickly dread." -Joan Didion on California's dry offshore desert winds
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      2. oregano
        oregano
        60 mph wind gusts here-in the valley!-tonight and tomorrow. Most of the state north of the Grapevine without power, either deliberately or due to wind.
        Oct 26, 2019
      3. oregano
        oregano
        Massive deliberate power shutoffs to prevent fires. People warned not to travel. As prepared as I can be. Can't wait to go off grid in Jefferson late next year.
        Oct 26, 2019
      4. Aspychata
        Aspychata
        Can't imagine, the air quality really suffers
        Oct 26, 2019
    6. oregano
      oregano
      There is only one way to avoid criticism:Say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing. -Theodore Roosevelt (attributed)
      1. oregano
        oregano
        Of course, in 1900 there was no internet full of "trolls" ready to shred your life over a misunderstood comment.
        Oct 13, 2019
      2. tree
        tree
        Oct 13, 2019
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      3. oregano
        oregano
        Teddy was a voracious reader by all accounts, and regularly quoted from books he'd read. The word "muckraker" was taken from Pilgrim's Progress, for example. That's why I put "attributed".
        Oct 14, 2019
    7. oregano
      oregano
      Got a weird ad on this page: The Cyanide and Happiness Show, Season 4, on something called "VRV"???? Google's algorithms can do weird stuff.
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    8. oregano
      oregano
      Had $16 in my wallet today. Only spent $2. happy happy joy joy
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    9. oregano
      oregano
      Linux: land of asylum for refugees from Microsoft. And entry is free.
    10. oregano
      oregano
      Don't let history repeat itself/That's how the Devil plans to keep his wealth and feed himself -Beatnuts (rap group)
    11. oregano
      oregano
      Thinking is the hardest work there is. That is why so few men engage in it. -Henry Ford
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    12. oregano
      oregano
      You've got to watch them/Be quick or be dead/Snake eyes in heaven/The beast in your head -Iron Maiden
    13. oregano
      oregano
      The shortest straw has been pulled for you! -Metallica
      1. oregano
        oregano
        I am loving classic Metallica right now. The songs are more true now than 30 years ago.
        Aug 3, 2019
    14. oregano
      oregano
      Exit light/Enter night/Take my hand/We're off to never never land -Metallica
      1. oregano
        oregano
        #massshootingsforeverybody :(
        Jul 31, 2019
    15. oregano
      oregano
      Hot town, summer in the city/...All around people looking half dead/Walking round the sidewalk hotter than a matchhead...
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      oregano
      1. oregano
        oregano
        This Thursday will be the warmest day here since Nov. :D
        Apr 16, 2019
    17. oregano
      oregano
      Wrecked my car. :(
      1. Pats
        Pats
        Oh no. Sorry to hear that. Are you okay?
        Mar 12, 2019
      2. oregano
        oregano
        Yeah, I was picking up the mail and there was a couple guys in a pickup truck that pulled behind me. I waited to back up to get in the driveway until the truck passed, but they were towing a flatbed trailer. cont
        Mar 13, 2019
      3. oregano
        oregano
        I hit the trailer that I didn't see with the left rear of my car and ripped off part of the bumper. I managed to find a body shop that would simply slap on a new bumper, so I don't have to file an insurance claim.
        Mar 13, 2019
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    18. oregano
      oregano
      New blog of mine about the death of modern civilization: eltiempodellobo90195354.wordpress.com
    19. oregano
      oregano
      1. oregano
        oregano
        "And I dream of the rain as it falls upon the leaves"
        Feb 13, 2019
    20. oregano
      oregano
      The problem with the rat race is, even if you win you're still a rat. -Lily Tomlin
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    Birthday:
    Nov 27, 1974 (Age: 45)
    Location:
    capital of the land of weirdness
    Occupation:
    ha ha, very funny
    Diagnosis Status:
    Aspergers Syndrome - Officially Diagnosed
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