Post something Weird or Random

[Nervous Rex]

Friable metaphor overload.

The Literal Video version:

 

[Ishmael]

Asking the important questions:

 

[Ezra]

Hide your toilet paper in a secure place. Murder hornets will use it to make their nests.

 

[Ella Spell]

sick as a dog

Will check in later folks.

 

[Ishmael]

sick as a dog

Will check in later folks.

I recommend some homemade bat soup and a shot of fish tank cleaner – grandma's cure never fails!

 

[Ishmael]

I have a neighbor who spends much of the day cackling.

 

[MischievousMochi]

I have a neighbor who spends much of the day cackling.

You sure you don’t live near me?
I usually leave my balcony door open when the weathers nice and spend too much time watching comedies or looking at memes.

 

[Ella Spell]

I recommend some homemade bat soup and a shot of fish tank cleaner – grandma's cure never fails!

#tasteslikechicken

 

[Ishmael]

#tasteslikechicken

Yes indeed – grandma's recipe cures your headcold, your malaria, and the WuFlu all in one easy dose!

 

[Ella Spell]

How about fungus?

 

[onlything]

I really needed that itty bitty little amount of laugh

 

[Nervous Rex]

Yes indeed – grandma's recipe cures your headcold, your malaria, and the WuFlu all in one easy dose!

You can't be sick if you're dead.

 

[Ishmael]

How about fungus?

Applied topically, grandma's cure will fix all skin conditions. And it makes an excellent floor wax too!

 

[Ella Spell]

You can't be sick if you're dead.

You can be contagious when you're dead.
Same difference.

This makes for good embalming.

 

[Ishmael]

This makes for good embalming.

I prefer grape, but to each xir own.

Has anyone heard about an outbreak of this dread illness?

 

[Ishmael]

I'm finding it very difficult to figure out what page I should use here to monitor new posts. "New Posts" doesn't work the way I expect because (I think) it disappears things after they have been read. And why is there a "New Posts" that is separate from "Recent Posts"? And if you reload "Recent Posts" it doesn't update! You have to go to another page, then come back and click again to get it to update.

I believe I may be suffering from Irritable Owl Syndrome.

 

[Ella Spell]

This might help.

Also, if you go to the top of the page for threads you like, you can watch them. Then if you click "Forums" there is another tab you can hit called "Watched Threads".

Also at the extreme top right of your page by Inbox you should see updates in "Alerts".

 

[Ishmael]

^ Thanks! (I think.)

 

[Ella Spell]

I'd like to know how to reverse the chronology of posts and messages so that the newest ones are first, and the oldest ones are on the last page??

 

[Ezra]

What, are we abandoning Lysol all of sudden?