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FOOD FIGHT

And maple syrup just spilled, EVERYWHERE.......................................................................................
 
Wakes everybody up by opening a can of sparkling water,
which tastes horrid (it's so bitter, nobody wants a drink),
but we can spray it all over-----it's so fizzy.
 
tree said:
Wakes everybody up by opening a can of sparkling water,
which tastes horrid (it's so bitter, nobody wants a drink),
but we can spray it all over-----it's so fizzy.
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Thanks @tree for being thoughtful enough to dispose of all the seltzer on earth by spraying it everywhere. It is a vile beverage. The drink of orks and goblins. And when I see things like "hard seltzer", or even worse, "hard kombucha", I gag ever so slightly.

I join in the festivities! Let's spray seltzer everywhere! Yes, let's purge the world of seltzer! A new sun will rise, fair in the east, and the entire earth will join in our festivities, for a beverage of pestillence has been eliminated, and the children will sing.
 
Lieutenant Commander Worf sprays you with a firehose of that famous Klingon warrior's drink, prune juice.
 
Throws some stale graham cracker crumbs in the general
direction of the previous poster.
 
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