FOOD FIGHT

[Butterfly88]

*Throws butter and greases the floor with it so everybody slides everywhere*

 

[tree]

Pelts everyone in sight with candy corn.

 

[RESleight]

And maple syrup just spilled, EVERYWHERE.......................................................................................

 

[tree]

Flings a bushel of buckwheat pancakes to soak it up...

 

[Pappy Boyington]

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I shake up the soda and spray it wildly across the room.

 

[tree]

Breaks up a sponge cake and tosses around to
soak up the liquid.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Throws strawberries and whip cream on top of the sponge cake mess.

 

[Butterfly88]

*Flings strawberry ice cream to go along with the strawberry shortcake.*

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

empties out all the peanut butter jars onto the floor.

 

[Butterfly88]

*throws grape jelly next to the peanut butter to create a peanut butter and jelly slide*

 

[tree]

Wakes everybody up by opening a can of sparkling water,
which tastes horrid (it's so bitter, nobody wants a drink),
but we can spray it all over-----it's so fizzy.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wakes everybody up by opening a can of sparkling water,
which tastes horrid (it's so bitter, nobody wants a drink),
but we can spray it all over-----it's so fizzy.

Thanks @tree for being thoughtful enough to dispose of all the seltzer on earth by spraying it everywhere. It is a vile beverage. The drink of orks and goblins. And when I see things like "hard seltzer", or even worse, "hard kombucha", I gag ever so slightly.

I join in the festivities! Let's spray seltzer everywhere! Yes, let's purge the world of seltzer! A new sun will rise, fair in the east, and the entire earth will join in our festivities, for a beverage of pestillence has been eliminated, and the children will sing.

 

[RESleight]

The drink of orks and goblins. And when I see things like "hard seltzer", or even worse, "hard kombucha", I gag ever so slightly.

Causes a heavy cloud of cake flour to completely envelope the area.
Vanishes.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Lieutenant Commander Worf sprays you with a firehose of that famous Klingon warrior's drink, prune juice.

 

[PL99]

Sprinkles Grape Nuts to soak up the prune juice

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Sprays a firehose full of Faygo to clean up the Grape Nuts.

 

[Errmegerrd]

Lobs lobster lazily like Limeys living limited lives...

 

[tree]

Throws some stale graham cracker crumbs in the general
direction of the previous poster.

 

[RESleight]

along with several hundred thousand or so partially petrified marshmallows