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Fair-weather FriendsWay to many people have that additude I'm afraid.😔It seems like toned down traits of narcissism and machiavellianism are everywhere. It's sad really.- FayetheADHDsquirrel
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Some of my translationThank you, this is actually the english translation of a song i love. I love translating songs a lot.
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Some of my translationAprilR, your sensitivity, your self-awareness, and your mindfulness surrounds your words here. WONDERFUL!- Coxhere
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Ignore thisThank you for caring. I ended up making another therapy appointment. I also sort of don't care about getting fired anymore, i made peace with it...
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WARNING. I am going to step on some people's toes here and if they are easily offended, they should not read this post.
Ayn Rand said once that she thought women in general were not as smart as men. Once I would have bristled to read something like that, but the older I get and the more I...
Why is it that certain parts of the body are considered unmentionable while others are not? Is it because they are prone to discharges and other gross stuff? Yet mouths and noses are prone to the same, but nobody says that you can't mention them (except maybe the Tuareg of North Africa who do...
One day Bernard Doorway bought a piece of black lettuce in TESCO. It had been grown on a farm in Winterset and was due to expire in five minutes time, which meant he had to eat it ever so quick, which caused him to burp, so loud, that it could be heard as far away as America.
So loud was the...
King Size 1st ruled Britain in the 16th century. He came to power when King Pilchard 5th died.
Under King Size's rule going to school at 3.00 in the morning became compulsory; any refusal and you would end up with a lengthy jail sentence, possibly 10 years.
At 3.00 every morning the king...
This cereal is aimed primarily at schoolchildren, this means that only children can eat it, not adults, for if an adult eats it he could blow up and burst, causing all his innards to shoot right across the room - his heart, lungs, the lot.
Children are immune from this body explosion syndrome...
This play I am doing has really got me thinking. It really makes me wonder about memories and choices and even though my character says to her son that it really isn't about the women that his father slept with back in his college days, it's about something, a story or an event that makes you...
There is a rat that lives in my brain. He's a big albino Sprague-Dawley rat with beady red eyes. He lives in a wire mesh cage with an exercise wheel. No one can see this rat. He doesn't show up on tests. But I know he is there. Most of the time he is sleeping and that is the way I like it...
Well, I guess the ice cube/backward pajamas magic worked, because we are getting snow and quite a bit of it. They say the mess that shut down Washington State is headed our way. I can hardly wait! Kids--you can stop flushing your damn ice cubes down the toilet now, and go put your pajamas on...
So... I went to see my therapist today as she told me she'd have results in by january 18th.
I had no idea what to expect... well, to me it could be anything. I kinda expected her to pull the PDD-NOS thing on me. It always felt kinda "easy" to put such a label on someone.
Anyway; the...
I've gone through several cameras in my life, the most recent have been digital. The one you see in my profile pic was a favourite for a few years but it didn't have optical zoom which I love. my latest of recent years is a CANON PowerShot SX100 IS with 8.0MegaPixils and 10X optical zoom. I can...
One day Ilford town Hall got demolished to make way for a big long bath that was needed for people who washed every 250 years.
At the far end stood an enormous man whose job was to throw bathers into the bath.
Here are the rules that you need before you use this bath.
1. Every person...
Last Sunday one of the elders said something that has stuck in my mind. He said "the Enemy does not like what we are doing here at this church. The Enemy does not like what we are doing in this town. We need to pray for the leadership of this church so that they will be protected from the...
This is a special jab that is given to school children to protect them against illnesses caught in school, such as Classroom Flu and Playground Fever.
The jab is given once a year.
It is given in the school hospital.
Classroom Flu is caught from school desks.
Whenever a child open's up...
Once a gang of school bullies dressed in army uniform took over a boarding school called Bashville in Essex.
after the military coup every boy and girl was forced to wash their faces with bees and made to eat books.
The bullies' army led by Colonel News were a bunch of dictators.
Each...
Recently I heard about a new superstition going around among some of the kids here. If you want to make it snow, flush ice cubes down the toilet and/or wear your pajamas inside out. I don't know how this got started but it has something to do with the fact that it's been an exceptionally mild...
One day a man who was dirty decided that he needed a wash so he found the perfect way to do it:
?Why not try the washing machine?.
That?s what he did, he opened the door and climbed into the washing machine and spun round and round ? he laundered himself.
To enable him to breathe the man...
Once upon a time, at Squirters Lodge Terry Dustcart was taken on a shopping trip by the carer Montana City. The shop chosen was the Rotten Food Store in Rotten Egg Lane, Goodmayes. First on the line were a fresh supply of rotten eggs, next mouldy cabbage, then sick tomatoes. Then there was the...
One Tuesday as usual Bernard Ink was busy doing something in his flat when, 'all of a sudden the a voice was read over the intercom. It said:
"Dial - a- Ride"
Because Tuesday wasn't the day he normally went to Mitzon Day Centre he went berserk screaming, bawling and shouting and banging doors...