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The computer virus



One day a computer was invaded by a dangerous virus which caused it to burst into flames.
The man who planted the deadly computer virus that caused a massive blaze was sent to prison

The computer that caught fire from a virus died instantly and had to be buried in a computer graveyard to stop the spread of germs, because,
"as you know you could catch a disease from an infected computer.

When a computer has a virus is mean's that it's loaded with germs, that could give anybody who use's it a deadly disease, that could kill a person for two months.

Once the two months is up the dead person comes back to life again.
And the only way to stay alive is to connect your own body to the internet.

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Bernardtisman, are you by any chance familiar with Kafka? Because your blogs remind me of his writings, a wry, deliciously twisted sense of humor in which the unexpected happens.
 

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