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Worst things to say while your wife/partner is in labor

D'Andre

D'Andre

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here are mine...
*Can you keep the screaming down? I'm trying to read a book over here.
*guess what.....my whole family is moving in! yay
*I just decided i don't want children
*Is your figure gonna stay that way?
*(phone rings) Hello? oh hi; no i'm not busy whats up?
*my stomach hurt too
 
Since everything is paid for, can you pop out one more?
Can it eat TacoBell?
 
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I expect you to lose that big fat belly within a week now that the baby is coming out.

(Gawd, I feel filthy just typing out something that horrible, even as a joke.)
 
Metalhead said:
I expect you to lose that big fat belly within a week now that the baby is coming out.

(Gawd, I feel filthy just typing out something that horrible, even as a joke.)
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I know but that hilarious! And what makes it funnier...many ,if not most, of these scenerios have happened lol
 
Aspychata said:
Can we use the dog bed? For a crib?
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(We used an open dresser drawer for a short time... ;))
 
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