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Three sentences about you, one of which is true, the other two untrue.


Also spooky to most who see the carcass when I am done. I do not gut the animal. I skin it, then cut the meat off the skeleton, leaving the skeleton connected as it was when the deer was alive. that is unsettling to people that havne't seen me do it very much.

I learned because here we are allowed to kill 4 deer per person per season and, we have a neighbor that is not the best shot. he tends to shoot deer in the stomach, meaning he ends up with gut shot deer. He is highly adverse to the smell of the contents of the gut of a deer and, will not butcher those animal or, eat the meat from them. He brings them to us. One morning, four years ago, I awoke and found three such dead deer laying in my yard. He knew I would use the meat so, he left them for me as he returned from a weekend hunting trip.

That day was going to be 75, but it was in the 40's that morning. It would be too hot to have meat outside later, and it was going to get hot quickly so, i had to think of a way to save the meat before it got too hot for it to be safe to eat after being outside. Gutting a gut shot deer is a messy, smelly time consuming project and, after you do it, you have to wash all of the meat very carefully to get all of the urine and feces off. I didn't have time for that, so I figured out how to get the meat off the deer without gutting the animals.

Now, "Gut Shot George" as I call my neighbor, brings me at least two such deer every season. I appreciate the meat since we make our own sausage, hams, jerky and other products from the meat and, do not purchase commercially raised meat at all. (we also raise rabbits and a hog every year and, have a friend that raises a steer for us as long as we buy the feed for it. Rabbit meat is all white meat, like a chicken breast so, we don't have chickens. I can buy eggs from my step grand daughter cheaper than I can feed a flock of chickens.)
 
1)I have a pilot's licence
2) I have 6 kids
3) I have ablack belt in martial arts
 
A. I once abseiled down a large dam for charity

B. I once went on a TV chat show with Norman Wisdom and Frank Bruno.

C. I once got arrested for throwing a rotten cabbage at Margaret Thatcher MP
 
a) I once sold a horse to Charmayne Rodman (Now Charmayne James) who went on to become the world champion barrel racer on that horse.
b) I have 63 rabbits.
c) I own a guitar that once belonged to Ted Nugent.
 
a) I once sold a horse to Charmayne Rodman (Now Charmayne James) who went on to become the world champion barrel racer on that horse.
b) I have 63 rabbits.
c) I own a guitar that once belonged to Ted Nugent.

Hmm, I'm guessing c!

a) I went bungee jumping and was so scared that I held onto the T-shirt of the bloke encouraging me to jump and almost took him with me.
b) I stole my neighbours cat by feeding him so well that he never bothered to go home.
c) I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
 
Hmm, I'm guessing c!

a) I went bungee jumping and was so scared that I held onto the T-shirt of the bloke encouraging me to jump and almost took him with me.
b) I stole my neighbours cat by feeding him so well that he never bothered to go home.
c) I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

You're right. I did own a horse which Ms. Rodman (James) also owned but, I bought it from her and, it was not the one she took world champion on. I have 41 rabbits, not 63. I do own a guitar that belonged to Ted Nugent, bought at a charity auction.

I think you stole your neighbor's cat so, b is true.
 
A. I saw Mordecai Richler in line at a bank and tripped right in front of him, he helped me up and winked at me.
B. I got lost in the Vatican and found one of the entrances to the catacombs.
C. I touched a sculpture in the Louvre and security guards rushed in and grabbed the person right beside me.
 
You're right. I did own a horse which Ms. Rodman (James) also owned but, I bought it from her and, it was not the one she took world champion on. I have 41 rabbits, not 63. I do own a guitar that belonged to Ted Nugent, bought at a charity auction.

I think you stole your neighbor's cat so, b is true.

Nope, I have a strict no feeding other people's cats policy (and my Smokey would not be pleased). My neighbour once did this to another neighbour though, the original owner kept trying to steal him back, but Fred just kept going back to his new home.

That would be my guess, A you went bungee jumping?
Hmm, yup. NEVER AGAIN!
I almost got the black belt, but broke my foot the morning of the exam and never could be bothered to re-schedule.

A. I saw Mordecai Richler in line at a bank and tripped right in front of him, he helped me up and winked at me.
B. I got lost in the Vatican and found one of the entrances to the catacombs.
C. I touched a sculpture in the Louvre and security guards rushed in and grabbed the person right beside me.

I think C, simply because it's funny.
 
Nothing to see here you won, and guessed correctly. I did touch a marble statue in the Louvre, and the securite did grab the twenty-something man right beside me. As they dragged him away he said 'Laissez moi tranquille/Leave me alone." Didn't realize that it might have been because I touched the sculpture, I thought the man had done something he wasn't supposed to do:p It occurred to me later as I left that day, that it may have been my fault.

I did get lost in the art museum of the Vatican, but found an exit out. Also saw Mordecai Richler in line behind me and kept looking around to stare at him, he winked at me, which caused me to be embarrassed and turn around.

Don't think I could go bungee jumping, although zip lining looks fun:) Too bad about the broken foot on your test day.
 
A. I own a full Beta set of Magic's Power Nine.
B. I am the only living member of my immediate family who has never curled in a provincial championship.
C. I once finished first in the province in a University of Waterloo math contest.
 

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