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The really bad advice thread

when your bread gets stuck in the toaster, and the toaster wont pop up, get a knife, and wiggle the toast out with it, or stick thr knife in the toaster, and manually force the lever up
 
If you're feeling ill then go out in the cold for a bit. Make sure to sit still and not move around. Moving around means more body heat and that is bad for getting cold. Once you're completely filled with cold then the illness will go away and you can return inside completely well and ready to go about your day like normal.
 
Write you congressmen about the lack of soft drink options, and and gallon size surpee cups needed at your local 7/11.
 
Making toast while showering is the ultimate skill in multitasking. Eat breakfast while your conditioner does its thing...
 

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