Serenity waves, beachy vibes
Travel tips you ask? Uncle Kermie worked at area 51 and he says there are unadvertised one-way tickets to outer planets they don't advertise due to FCC and homeland security issues. Just show up Thursday at 2:00 am, but you have to come dressed all in black with your face completely covered, they will flag you into the travel office in Suite 23A. Margie does all the arrangements, but noooo American Express or Diner Cards.