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The really bad advice thread

Travel tips you ask? Uncle Kermie worked at area 51 and he says there are unadvertised one-way tickets to outer planets they don't advertise due to FCC and homeland security issues. Just show up Thursday at 2:00 am, but you have to come dressed all in black with your face completely covered, they will flag you into the travel office in Suite 23A. Margie does all the arrangements, but noooo American Express or Diner Cards.
 
Halloween is now over, but go out trick-or-treating again so that people can get rid of any candy they might still have left over. They won't think you're weird at all.
 
When you move, make sure you don't tie your mattress to your car roof, hold onto it through your window as you drive, it's safer.
 
Covid germs - what to do? Just spray people before you talk to them,not after. Toilet cleaner works great. Start at head and work down to the shoes. This deters men from trying to flirt. They are too busy wiping stuff off themselves.
 
Tell people you have a mutant strain of Covid which reduces you to a idiot pea brain with little motivation to talk to them or make eye contact.
 
Just leave your garbage in the auditorium after the film, they have workers that are paid to clean them after each film.
 
Heroin is what made Kurt Cobain such a great artist. Cocaine is what made Stephen King such a great writer. Absinthe is what made Edgar Alan Poe such an iconic figure. If you want to create great art, indulge in vast amounts of substance abuse and sacrifice your body for your art.
 
If you have difficultly lighting a fire, soak your logs in kerosene (someone did that and burnt down their garage, so it is proven to be a really bad idea).
 
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