The really bad advice thread

[Aspychata]

Just want to say , l am extremely grateful to the police where l live. These brave people put their life on the line to protect us, please support your local police.

 

[Aspychata]

Always walk up to strange dogs and slap their behind, espcially small dogs, you will have a friend for life, or will finally know what the emergency room looks like at your hospital.

 

[Aspychata]

There really is a donut shop called Cops and Donuts in Michigan, local police members took over a shop and it is a huge success.

 

[Fino]

If you eat a lot of fish before you go swimming, you'll swim better from the swim power you're harnessing from the fishies inside you!!

 

[Clueless in Canada]

Actually seen this done: to check and see if your child's leg is broken, hold the leg across your knee and press down both ends to see if any bones protrude.

Or just see if the child screams.

 

[Clueless in Canada]

If you eat a lot of fish before you go swimming, you'll swim better from the swim power you're harnessing from the fishies inside you!!

Somewhere on the internet there is someone who believes that.

 

[Pats]

Or just see if the child screams.

Oh, the child was already screaming.

 

[Clueless in Canada]

Oh, the child was already screaming.

Poor thing.

 

[Aspychata]

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

This makes me sad.......

 

[MeghanWithAnH]

Jump off the bike just before you hit the ground, you'll land softer.

I did actually land on my feet after falling off my bike once. I don't remember how I did it, but I must have jumped off at some point, and I landed quite nicely.

 

[sidd851]

Or just see if the child screams.

Spoiler: Trigger Warning!

"Attempt to "wring" the child's leg, as if it were a wash-rag. Did you hear crunching? Did the leg "wring" easily? If so, Congratulations! You have just "diagnosed", your Very First Compound Fracture!"

 

[Fino]

Take your raised dose of Gabapentin and then forget to eat enough.

Everything will be a little shiny.

 

[Lycoris]

If you suspect an electric socket is malfunctioning, always try poking metal wires into the socket.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Or just see if the child screams.

that could be your face.

 

[Vinca]

If someone is invading your personal space, lick their cheek in the same manner that a dog would.

 

[Progster]

Somewhere on the internet there is someone who believes that.

Yes, me. I must be very guppible

 

[Gracey]

Yes, me. I must be very guppible

Don't give yourself a hard time over it.
Relax, just Chilid.

There'll always be some Fahaka news or report Redtailed Black sharks and Snakeheads will post for the Silver Dollar.
Suckermouths like us will usually get baited and hooked by such Shubunkins.

Everyone stay calm. Don't worry about it.
Just Chilid Bichirs

 

[Vinca]

If you have more problems than you can cope with, find a sandy beach, dig a 12x12x12" hole, put your head in it and back fill it. All your problems will now have disappeared.

 

[ZebraAutismo]

If you are in need of a life change join a cult.

Do you know any good ones?

 

[GrownupGirl]

If you suspect someone you know is a robot secretly plotting to destroy the human race, press a magnet against their head. If they act irritated, they're a robot because the magnet is interfering with their circuits.