Tell a lie about the person above you

[Flinty]

@pjcnet has been the source material for seventeen songs by Taylor Swift and Alanis Morissette.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty knows the lyrics to every One Direction song.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething went to South America where she was allowed to attempt a cross between Joseph Smith and Joseph Priestley. The result ended up being Pope Francis.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty ran a 5k in Antarctica.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88, thanks to the snow in Louisiana, has now skied in 49 states and is now trying to figure out how to accomplish Hawaii.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty has figured out how to grow palm trees in Alaska.

 

[tree]

@OrSomething has mastered the technique for making
Baked Alaska on the palms of her hands.

 

[OrSomething]

Flowers grow out of @tree's palms.

 

[pjcnet]

@OrSomething worked as a janitor for famous actor Mark Wahlberg when she stole an early movie screener of Patriots Day that he'd carelessly left on top of his very expensive media centre. Unfortunately @OrSomething then decided to contact a "warez" group from the Scene who promptly encoded the movie and uploaded it to their topsite server for release. Soon the movie was available in reasonable quality worldwide on most torrent and illegal streaming sites before it was even released in the cinema. In fact @OrSomething's actions were estimated to have cost the movie production company literally millions of dollars in lost box office sales.

The unexpected leaked pirate release of Patriots Day shocked and severely angered the production company and they demanded swift justice. This soon led to a major FBI investigation who promptly started questioning everyone who was involved with making the movie including Mark Wahlberg who then realised that his personal movie screener had gone missing. Stupidly @OrSomething didn't once think to consider that the large house she cleaned every day was fitted with CCTV security cameras even though she personally cleaned them regularly. She was caught red handed on CCTV taking the movie screener when the FBI reviewed the footage and was arrested shortly later, she later pleaded guilty for theft and copyright infringement and is currently awaiting sentencing. The members of the scene group who "cleverly" take every precaution to remain untraceable are still at large.

The movie that @OrSomething stole and leaked around the world before it's cinema release.

 

[OrSomething]

@pjcnet's posts are always very short, as he is over 100 years old and has great difficulty typing.
He also has no idea how to post pictures.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething came up 3 midichlorians short of being able to be a Jedi.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty is a lot older than he claims and when he was younger he was the mysterious actor who played the 2nd and best known Bungle in the children's TV series Rainbow that ended in 1992.

@Flinty was the mysterious actor inside the Bungle costume all along!

Here's @Flinty featured as Bungle in a classic episode of Rainbow from 1991:

Wow Bungle (@Flinty) you managed to build a tower out of blocks 5 stories high, shame naughty Zippy knocked it over before you could beat George's 6 story record. Poor Bungle. Then when Zippy knocked his tower over a second time Bundle was very upset and just before he had a melt down he stormed off shouting, "I'm fed up and cross and I'm not playing any more". At the end of this part of the filming @Flinty was found to be genuinely upset and seemed to be taking the show far too seriously, it took Geoffrey ages to persuade him to finish filming the episode after that.

After Rainbow ended @Flinty sadly didn't invest his money well and like his co-star Geoffrey Hayes he later worked for a while as a taxi driver for minicab company Executive Cars, he was however extremely upset that Geoffrey was picked for the following TV advert in the year 2000 instead of him, they refused @Flinty since he was apparently an unknown because his true identity was never revealed inside the Bungle costume.

The Ad that @Flinty was refused, his college Geoffrey Hayes took the main role instead, but @Flinty is still shown as Bungle back in the good old days.

Edit:

PS: @Flinty also used to secretly fancy Jane from the singing trio Rod, Jane and Freddy who sometimes also featured on Rainbow, please click here for a clip of one of their performances on the series in 1981, but @Flinty wanted a lot more than just a good time at the fair.

Rod, Jane and Freddy are in the centre, Bungle (@Flinty) on the right was jealous that he wasn't allowed to put his arm around Jane, hence why he looks so p**s*d off.

 

[Butterfly88]

@pjcnet was an actor in the movie Coneheads. He had to wear a special hat and have a few surgeries so his head actually looked like a cone. The conehead is irreversible so he still looks like this today.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Butterfly88 has a picture of a butterfly on the wall that she thinks is a mirror. This is why she thinks she is a butterfly.

 

[Flinty]

@Fridgemagnetman is the world champion of QWOP with a record time of 11.02 seconds.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty can balance a toothpick on end on his nose.

 

[Full Steam]

@OrSomething is a biotech enhanced human.

She has a mechanical thumb which can glow red. This is useful when hitch hiking.

Her toes can extend into talons which help when climbing in rocky areas.

Famously she rescued a trapped cliff penguin while hitch hiking in Alaska. No one else could have done that.

 

[OrSomething]

@Full Steam can shoot fire out of his ears, which serves as a jet propeller and enables him to fly.

 

[Full Steam]

Once @OrSomething and full Steam teamed up to save the world against an invasion of arboreal council workers, hell bent on destroying any fun left in the world.

Full Steam dropped orsomething into the trees and the attacked in a classic pincer movement, driving the council workers back into a defensive committee, and finally destroyed them by removing all forms of writing material and tax payer funded meeting food.

Hurrah.

The world moved forward into broad sunlit uplands, and people smiled once more.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Full Steam is from Doncaster, a place which he bears the name. Don Caster which also fits as it is his job to cast dons.