FOOD FIGHT

[Butterfly88]

I love artichokes, thanks!


Artichoke petals are nice but artichoke paste is messy. I throw some all over tree.

 

[midlife aspie]

While Butterfly88 is trying to get the lid off of the artichoke paste, I nail her with a mashed potato ball.

 

[Butterfly88]

While Butterfly88 is trying to get the lid off of the artichoke paste, I nail her with a mashed potato ball.

And I throw tofu turkey back at midlife so we can have an animal-friendly Thanksgiving food fight.

 

[tree]

By a wonderful coincidence, I just cooked some
cranberries and apples and they are cool enough
for me to pitch some at Butterfly88 .

Right now.

 

[Butterfly88]

By a wonderful coincidence, I just cooked some
cranberries and apples and they are cool enough
for me to pitch some at Butterfly88 .

Right now.

I have leftover pumpkin pie so I'll throw it at tree and everyone else.

 

[tree]

tree pelts Butterfly88 with
a dozen hot biscuits.
Buttered.

 

[zurb]

Zurb crouches behind the sofa generously buttering piping hot crumpets before throwing them like frisbees at Tree and anyone else within range.

 

[Butterfly88]

I have some extra bread so this is what tree looks like now.

Oh and I took some of the butter off of the biscuits to add flavor.

Since I was in range for the crumpet launch, I'll throw these creepy looking rolls at zurb.

 

[tree]

tree dumps a load of fried baguettes and bread-creatures on Butterfly88 .

 

[Butterfly88]

To retaliate, I put half-melted butter on tree's head.

 

[tree]

So that's how it is?
OK.

tree doses Butterfly88 with a quart of
olive oil. And, for extra scandalous greasiness,
it is not EVOO.

 

[inabox]

I tried to catch the turkey for the dinner.

The turkey did not agree. I do not blame it.!
In its panic, feathers went everywhere.

The feathers stuck to all that oil which tree had spilled all over herself

 

[tree]

As a favor, tree brushes the splendidly healthful
edible squid ink onto inabox 's skin using one of
the turkey feathers as an applicator.

 

[Butterfly88]

Speaking of olives, I throw 3 cans of these olives at tree.

And I'll throw this tomato sauce at my therapist for wanting to fix my autism:

 

[tree]

I catch the cans of black olives, open them all,
and using a stalk of celery catapult each olive
at Butterfly88 .

 

[watersprite]

kestrel flings warm, raw pizza dough at tree. ....sssssPLAT.

 

[tree]

tree takes the lid off that pail from
the refrigerator & drenches kestrel with
a gallon of cold venison broth.

 

[watersprite]

kestrel, with an extra large spatula scoops half-melted rainbow sherbert and spreads it on the back of tree 's head.

 

[tree]

tree sneaks up and dumps
what's left of the soy flour onto
kestrel's shoulders, one quart
per shoulder.

 

[Mia]

Watching the food fight from the comfort of a hazmat suit, Mia picks up two lacrosse sticks and places two pounds of yak butter moulded to look like urns in each of the lacrosse baskets. Flinging one at tree and one at kestrel, both land on their feet and melt a little. Re-arming one lacrosse stick with more yak butter, this time she flings the butter at Butterfly where it also lands on her feet and melts into a yak butter puddle.