Ask me anything

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What flavor is air?

 

[clg114]

Same reason hot dog buns are sold in packages of six, but hot dogs are sold in packages of eight.

There it is! How corporate America sucks you into cycles that you can not escape from.

 

[Bolletje]

What came first; The chicken or the egg?

Omelette!

 

[Butterfly88]

What does your favorite fridge magnet look like?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What does your favorite fridge magnet look like?

Butterfly87

 

[Streetwise]

why are glove sizes not measured in hands?

 

[GadAbout]

why are glove sizes not measured in hands?

Because horses are measured in hands, and that would be too confusing.

 

[Streetwise]

Because horses are measured in hands, and that would be too confusing.

didn’t know your user name was@Fridgemagnetman

 

[Streetwise]

Yes, quite so. Dogs are inescapable bosom buddies and cats more like familiars.

Sweeping generalizations

 

[Streetwise]

Ever since it was invented, literally everything has been better.

So...

marmite?

 

[Tom]

What came first; The chicken or the egg?

The egg. But it's parents were not true Chickens. They were Proto-Chickens.

 

[Ken S.]

No flour questions.

All experts are we? Yeh right

I could tell you everything I did with flour in the military, But then I would have to kill you.

 

[Crossbreed]

Ask me anything

Anything...?

 

[Crossbreed]

Knowing is being.

“To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

― Kurt Vonnegut

 

[Crossbreed]

I could tell you everything I did with flour in the military, But then I would have to kill you.

(I thought flour children didn't join the military. But then again, WWI had its "doughboys...")

Poppin Fresh

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I could tell you everything I did with flour in the military, But then I would have to kill you.

Who was flour?

 

[Aspychata]

Why do socks come in pairs?
And one sock in the hand (or head ) is as good as ???

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Why do l only like Yiddish dough?
Why do socks come in pairs?
And one sock in the hand (or head ) is as good as ???

Did you mean there's nary a sock twixt the drop and the strop?

Socks coming in pairs is merely a coincidence .

I still laugh at the dragons den (shark tank in the US) episode where :

A guy came on with a display,his invention all packaged for sale.

The invention : one glove. To remind you which side of the road to drive on.

Usually when you're on holiday.

I say usually, as I have driven in america quite a bit..... but usually it's the wrong way rather than the wrong side..
I didn't mean me!

 

[Crossbreed]

I say usually, as I have driven in america quite a bit..... but usually it's the wrong way rather than the wrong side..
I didn't mean me!

A senior citizen was out driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''

Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds of 'em!''

 

[Major Tom]

Why do some people consistently draw the short straw? I feel like calamity Jane (Tom). Am I cursed?