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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Feb 20, 2020.

  1. Yeshuasdaughter

    Yeshuasdaughter Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    What flavor is air?
     
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    clg114 Still crazy, after all these years. Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    There it is! How corporate America sucks you into cycles that you can not escape from.
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    Omelette!
     
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    What does your favorite fridge magnet look like?
     
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  5. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Butterfly87 :)
     
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    Streetwise Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    why are glove sizes not measured in hands?
     
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    GadAbout Well-Known Member

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    Because horses are measured in hands, and that would be too confusing.
     
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    didn’t know your user name [email protected]
     
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    Sweeping generalizations
     
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    marmite?
     
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    The egg. But it's parents were not true Chickens. They were Proto-Chickens.
     
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    I could tell you everything I did with flour in the military, But then I would have to kill you.:D
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️

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    Anything...? :p
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️

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    “To be is to do - Socrates

    To do is to be - Sartre

    Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra”

    ― Kurt Vonnegut
     
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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️

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    [​IMG] (I thought flour children didn't join the military. But then again, WWI had its "doughboys...")
    Poppin Fresh
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Who was flour?
     
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  17. Aspychata

    Aspychata Serenity waves, beachy vibes

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    Why do socks come in pairs?
    And one sock in the hand (or head ) is as good as ???
     
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    They are!

    Women's hands are measured in tiny hand sizes. I am a tall woman with large hands and a giant noggin and have to find effeminate men's hats and gloves. Right now it's kind of easy, because there's so much "soy" in modern men's fashion trends.
     
  19. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Did you mean there's nary a sock twixt the drop and the strop?

    Socks coming in pairs is merely a coincidence .

    I still laugh at the dragons den (shark tank in the US) episode where :

    A guy came on with a display,his invention all packaged for sale.

    The invention : one glove. To remind you which side of the road to drive on.

    Usually when you're on holiday.

    I say usually, as I have driven in america quite a bit..... but usually it's the wrong way rather than the wrong side..
    I didn't mean me!
     
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    A senior citizen was out driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''

    Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds of 'em!''
     
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