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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Feb 20, 2020.

  1. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    I've been here a while now,on and off.

    Whilst it would be somewhat arrogant of me to state that I know everything, I am saying that now.

    There isnt a single person alive that wouldnt benefit from my infinite wisdom.

    Today could be the most important day of your lives,simply because of the next sentence.

    Ask me anything.

    Whether it be socks,wisdom or flour (apart from spelt obviously ), I am quite serious.

    Ask me anything.

    (Arrogance in this post is entirely made up )
    (No it isnt, I really am an awful person)
    (I am using the meatloaf directive for brackets. 2 out of 3 of the brackets are true)
     
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  2. Ken S.

    Ken S. Dog Cookie King V.I.P Member

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    What is The Meaning of Life? (I already know that answer I just want to see if you get it right.)
     
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  3. Pats

    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Well, I'm trying to come up with something that I don't already know the answer to, but that's not an easy task. lol Wait - I got one. Why would a person name themselves Fridgemagnetman if they only have one? :) And what would that one fridge magnet be?
     
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  4. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    How do dolphins know when it's New Years?

    (This question comes because I had a dream last night that my family and I were watching a documentary on dolphins and how they all gorge themselves on fish every New Years. Everyone else in my dream was impressed by the dolphins, but I kept asking, "How do they know it's New Years?")
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Zoltar? Are you really sitting on a unicycle in there?

     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Come on, even I know that one. They see the fireworks over the docks. lol
     
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  7. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    What is six times nine?
     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    You did it again. lol The fireworks make them nervous so they eat more.
     
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    Tom Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong?
     
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  10. LucyPurrs

    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    Why is the Cheshire Cat smiling?
     
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    #JasonRed2020 New Member

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    Got any relationship advice? I want a girlfriend, but there aren't any girls I like romantically. Also, I am deeply in love with fictional characters, any tips for this?
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Why is it that Swiss Cheese has the holes in it, when it's Gorgonzola that needs the ventilation ?
     
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  13. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Well I never expected to learn anything new
    ( I know most of you would think it impossible)
    But I have.

    Most of my knowledge seems to be sock related.
     
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  14. rainfall

    rainfall Playing in the rain =P

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    I was going to take you literally and just say, Anything? ;):D
     
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    LucyPurrs NT, INFJ V.I.P Member

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    Well, sock it to you then, you sockamimmy! You are a socktimonious sockash !
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Oh my. :eek:

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  17. Rasputin

    Rasputin High Functioning ASD / Aspie V.I.P Member

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    How do Avocados feel after I remove their outer skin
     
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    Tom Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Progster Gone sideways to the sun V.I.P Member

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    Well that socks!!!!
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    I can't rank these replies,so many of them are perfect!
     
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