You know you are autistic if -

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Don't take it very seriously, but this is not supposed to be a joke thread

It is supposed to be about our lifes.

 

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- you never know when to talk in a group conversation but you notice everybody else does.

- you search a doctor based on which one makes appointments over e-mails.

 

[rae]

- you never know when to talk in a group conversation but you notice everybody else does.

Or over the phone, I literally don't know when to talk or stop talking

 

[BraidedPony]

You know you’re on the spectrum ifa short trip to the grocery store results in a 3 hour nap.

 

[Weezer]

-your entire day is ruined when someone disturbs you in the middle of a project.....

 

[Shamar]

Don't take it very seriously, but this is not supposed to be a joke thread

It is supposed to be about our lifes.

......you see a list of celebrities and have only heard of one out of twenty.

 

[BraidedPony]

...and the one you heard of you have a crush on!

 

[Progster]

When you order or buy a pizza, but it really bugs you that the topping is not evenly and symmetrically distributed!

 

[Illkurok]

You get overwhelmed just by talking with one person in real life for longer than a few minutes.

 

[Nervous Rex]

You worry about how much time you spend over-analyzing things, so you over-analyze it.

 

[Laura O]

You are horrified when the server tops off your coffee because now they have destroyed the correct ratio of coffee, sugar and creamer.

 

[Autistamatic]

When you hear people talk about selfish behaviour like it's perfectly normal and you just boil up and want to shout "NO THAT'S REALLY HORRIBLE, STOP IT!!!!"

 

[JDShredds]

When hearing the use of power tools outside your house sounds and feels less like people doing work... and more like the arrival of the apocalypse.

(I had a tree fall today - thankfully no property damage - but the power tools are making me want to bury my head in the ground!)

 

[tlc]

You can visualize every part of a vehicle functioning as you drive, and can feel what parts are being stressed or are broken. But you can't read people or feel their pain.

 

[Mia]

You know your an aspie when the doorbell rings and you and your husband both look at one another, nod your heads and stay silent until the person goes away.

 

[MeghanWithAnH]

You suspect clothing tags were designed specifically as torture devices.

(Why else would the world's softest pajamas come with a tag that feels like a dagger in my neck sewn into the seam so that if I try to remove it the whole seam comes apart!?!?!

 

[BraidedPony]

These are all true! Funny but sad too...

 

[megacomic]

you're brilliant at sarcasm but don't understand it.

 

[Major Tom]

You can hear it when a mouse farts in China

 

[invisibility003]

you can have somewhat good conversation skills online and like talking to people there. but when it comes to real life....not so much