There's a couple of people said to me I look like Ted Bundy.
I had no idea who he was, so I looked him up.
I look nothing like him.
Then I realised :
It must be the bodies I keep out back.
Thats when i figured nicknames aren't always about who you look like - but what you do.
Anyway, time for me to get digging, I'll just do a quick post.
I hate it when my chores pile up.
Some of you may remember the sitcom 'Cheers'.
Whenever the character 'Norm' came into the bar everyone always shouted 'Norm' and he always had something funny to say,
Now follows the true part, which strangely reflects a part of my life almost 20 years ago now.
Some of my nicknames :
trigger - after a road sweeper on a British sitcom who was particularly stupid.
They didn't realise I was being funny deliberately.
In their defense, I can also be really stupid.
Captain - based on trigger, who was also Roy Rogers horse. This came from a gambler who bet on a horse called the captain.
Spider - From a character in a british soap opera.
trugger - from someone who tried to say my nickname.
My work nickname was a bit different as I wasn't supposed to find out about this one.
'the geek' - you know the type who gain something by calling you names behind your back? That type of thing. Also creative as I wore glasses!
A surreal time, as it seemed that each individual had a different nickname for me, but they also shouted out the name as soon as they saw me - just like they did for Norm.
I wasn't trying to entertain anybody.
I had a blank expressionless face.
Sometimes I raised an eyebrow,maybe that was it. They just went crazy.
'IT'S SPIDER' 'IT'S THE CAPTAIN.'
They didn't really do it for anyone else.
So what were your nicknames and what were they based on?
No replies from serial killers,please. I don't want this to get weird.

I had no idea who he was, so I looked him up.
I look nothing like him.
Then I realised :
It must be the bodies I keep out back.
Thats when i figured nicknames aren't always about who you look like - but what you do.
Anyway, time for me to get digging, I'll just do a quick post.
I hate it when my chores pile up.
Some of you may remember the sitcom 'Cheers'.
Whenever the character 'Norm' came into the bar everyone always shouted 'Norm' and he always had something funny to say,
Now follows the true part, which strangely reflects a part of my life almost 20 years ago now.
Some of my nicknames :
trigger - after a road sweeper on a British sitcom who was particularly stupid.
They didn't realise I was being funny deliberately.
In their defense, I can also be really stupid.
Captain - based on trigger, who was also Roy Rogers horse. This came from a gambler who bet on a horse called the captain.
Spider - From a character in a british soap opera.
trugger - from someone who tried to say my nickname.
My work nickname was a bit different as I wasn't supposed to find out about this one.
'the geek' - you know the type who gain something by calling you names behind your back? That type of thing. Also creative as I wore glasses!
A surreal time, as it seemed that each individual had a different nickname for me, but they also shouted out the name as soon as they saw me - just like they did for Norm.
I wasn't trying to entertain anybody.
I had a blank expressionless face.
Sometimes I raised an eyebrow,maybe that was it. They just went crazy.
'IT'S SPIDER' 'IT'S THE CAPTAIN.'
They didn't really do it for anyone else.
So what were your nicknames and what were they based on?
No replies from serial killers,please. I don't want this to get weird.
