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The last thing that made you laugh

A Tale of Two Cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at 0.06 per lit. Then midway you raised the price to 0.60 or you cut supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want 1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows. Your two cows retire together with the PM.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION. You have two cows: One "cow-peh" (cry for Dad) and one "cow-bu". (cry for mom) Both are owned by a government linked corporation.
 

It'll take a few minutes, but #4 is a laugh riot.
 
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This is the cat:

http://colonelmeow.tumblr.com/
 
This morning I saw about 25 or so ravens having a conference just outside McDonald's. They seemed to be planning some serious business for the day.

Banquet: McDonald's leftovers, everyone trying to share some of the spoils. But some wanted all of them - chomp, chomp!
Discussion: What to do for the rest of the day, some planning to split off in opposite directions, some planning to go towards A&W and maybe Tim Hortons.


I could not help chuckling to myself as to what these amazing birds were thinking!! These birds are huge!
 
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A Eugene Mirman routine I heard on Pandora in which he compared God to a 12-year-old boy with Aspergers. Offensive? Most likely. But to me, at the time? For some inexplicable reason...HILARIOUS!
 
Resetti from Animal Crossing :) Apparently the newer games have a warning in the manual about Resetti.

 
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