Cougars Divorce
Two cougars were getting divorced. They were at a court hearing to decide who would get custody of their kid. After the judge came out of his chambers, he said, "After reviewing both of your cases, I have decided to grant custody to the mother."
The kid started whining and crying. The judge asked, "What's wrong?"
"My mother beats me," the kid said.
"Well, I guess I'll have to grant custody to the father then", the judge said.
The kid started whining and crying some more. The judge asked, "What's wrong now?"
The kid said, "My father beats me even more."
"Well, you don't want to live with your mother because she beats you and you don't want to live with your father because he beats you. Where do you want to live?" the judge asked.
"I wanna live with the Washington State Cougars, they don't beat anybody!"
--- a modification of the Colorado Buffaloes joke.
This is a double play on Wazzu's poor on-field form (they last appeared in a bowl in 2003 and have already missed this season's bowl game) and also, unfortunately, the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky child sexual abuse scandal.
Wear blue whenever you can to help raise awareness of child abuse. In the last Penn State home game against Nebraska Cornhuskers, Penn State 'blued out' Beaver Stadium. I hope other people who would like to raise child abuse awareness and to prevent it from happening again would wear blue.
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