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The last thing that made you laugh

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    What's the last thing that made you laugh?

    The last thing that made me laugh: My niece told me "Grandmas will do anything for their little darlings . . . except kill themselves".

    She always says weird, morbid stuff like that. . . . You can't help but wonder what goes on in her head. :lol:
     
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    Well an Episode of Ugly Americans made me laugh. XD!
     
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    Crazy fight on Jeffrey with furry walls and adrenalin from "Get Him to the Greek"
     
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    The new futurama episode... I thought it was so funny :D

    That movie was awesome ^^

    I have a door covered in fur and I once hugged my door as a reference to that movie when a friend was over for a visit :lol:
     
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    This Ghost Busters porn spoof cover (nothing NSFW on the cover, but I'm still spoilerizing it):

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    I just watched the Charlie Sheen roast... it had some really funny jokes... but yeah, insult comedy is right up my alley...
     
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    A little gift from your Brazilian friend:

    At the end, the biker ace asks for his flip-flop.
     
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    A video that was made of me somewhere on the internet, left me in hysterical laughter for about a while.
     
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    This recently made me laugh:

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    How on earth did they manage to get all of that inside? It seems so random - must have been one hell of a party!

    How do you smuggle two peacocks into a prison?
     
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    That disturbed me more than anything.

    Makes me wonder what else goes on in Mexico.
     
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    We face the same problems in Brazil all the time, except for the presence of peacocks - I guess Brazilian inmates don't have such refined taste. Here, besides the riots and overcrowding problems in many prisons, it's really common for inmates to have access to cell phones which can be used for anything such as coordinating crimes and attacks to the Law Enforcement or ordering all kinds of food, from pizza to lobsters. Other interesting items found include drugs, knives, playstations, pen drives and liquor (sometimes in large quantities). In some cases, inmates are able to leave prison, take care of their business and to go back inside.

    I wouldn't be surprised if these kinds of problem were rather common all across Latin America.
     
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    Really? Wouldn't that be highly risky to let them out they might not return.


    This made me laugh.
     
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    They bribe the cops. Earlier this month, a scheme like this was busted. It was found that one inmate was able to go to another city with a borrowed/stolen gun and to rob.

    I just remembered of a case in which some of the inmates of this one facility were the ones keeping guard of the rest and they used geese as an alarm device.
     
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    I watched "the big bang theory" episode where Sheldon is shown reproducing by splitting in 2 after eating Thai food ( I think it was Thai food) :) I though it was hilarious

    I think Sheldon is exaggerated but pretty nice and funny representation of an Aspie. I don't know if producers meant it to be that way, bit it definetely looks that way :)

    One more thing. A question to whoever will read this post. Can I actually use word "representation" in this kind of sentence? I'm just curious.

    And...does anyone else watch " the big bang theory"?
     
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    From what I've heard is that the producer once claimed that Sheldon wasn't supposed to be a downright aspie (or any other variation on the spectrum), he's just 'weird'.

    Representation? Well, if he were, then it would be funny representation, if he's not, he's clearly not representing a group of people ;)

    Also; yeah I watch that show. It's this kind of "humor" that gets applied to a lot of situations in my daily life. But from what I've heard some people on the spectrum kinda frown at Sheldon and his antics.
     
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    Cougars Divorce

    Two cougars were getting divorced. They were at a court hearing to decide who would get custody of their kid. After the judge came out of his chambers, he said, "After reviewing both of your cases, I have decided to grant custody to the mother."

    The kid started whining and crying. The judge asked, "What's wrong?"

    "My mother beats me," the kid said.

    "Well, I guess I'll have to grant custody to the father then", the judge said.

    The kid started whining and crying some more. The judge asked, "What's wrong now?"

    The kid said, "My father beats me even more."

    "Well, you don't want to live with your mother because she beats you and you don't want to live with your father because he beats you. Where do you want to live?" the judge asked.

    "I wanna live with the Washington State Cougars, they don't beat anybody!"

    --- a modification of the Colorado Buffaloes joke.

    This is a double play on Wazzu's poor on-field form (they last appeared in a bowl in 2003 and have already missed this season's bowl game) and also, unfortunately, the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky child sexual abuse scandal.

    Wear blue whenever you can to help raise awareness of child abuse. In the last Penn State home game against Nebraska Cornhuskers, Penn State 'blued out' Beaver Stadium. I hope other people who would like to raise child abuse awareness and to prevent it from happening again would wear blue.

    Sob...
     
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    His weirdness is actually one of the main reasons I watch it :) my husband watched a few episodes, didn't say anything. And then finally he concluded: "I think Sheldon's got Autism". He reminded me of my son somehow, we even played the same joke on him by saying that he was a robot (no worries he didn't freak out too much) and it was kinda appropriate because he's obsessed with robots. But in the end my 6 years old said, he could not possibly be a robot, that he knew for sure that he was a human...yeah :)
     
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    My professor: "As you know, we had a girl drop this class from her schedule..."

    Guy next to me: "Which one dropped?"

    Me: "The blonde that sat in the front row."

    Guy next to me: "The moron?"

    It was just so much funnier then it seems when you consider this guy sitting next to me is both A. nearly a total stranger and B. said it in such a serious way, not intending to be funny at all. at least I found it humorous :lol2:
     
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    What do you call the school who does a sort of hand sign that suggests eternal recovery from an NCAA recruiting violation?

    SMU (Southern Methodist University) and their Pony Ears
     
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