Good QUOTES

[Binary_Bark]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful
Like a rainbow
~True Colors- Cyndi Lauper

 

[RotanotNino]

And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing, until I pay my bill
Warren Zevon from Desperados Under The Eaves

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Milo: If you’ve been alone for an entire year, what have you been eating?
Helga: I’ve been eating the rejected wedding cakes in the dumpster from the bakery next door.
Milo: I don’t think that’s very healthy, Helga.
Helga: Oh relax. I get two of the major food dyes. Red and white. Mostly white.

Milo: Wanna Watch tv?
Helga (Pointing at doorframe): I haven’t been able to fit through the door since I’ve blossomed into a woman.
*Milo uses a chainsaw to cut out openings for Helga’s enormous body*
Milo: That was fun! Anything other rooms you can’t enter?
Helga: Its so nice to have a man around the house.
*Helga gasps and runs over to a cat skeleton with a bow tied around the neck*
Helga: FLUFFY! Oh my poor poor kitty! I wonder if there’s marrow still inside?
Milo: Only one way to find out! *Starts up chainsaw*

Peggy: Ding dong! Friendship calling! Pip pip! Hello Helga! Milo sent me....
Helga (Outraged): He told our secret?! *Helga starts speaking gibberish in a deep demonic voice*
Peggy (Scared): I cane see this is a bad time. I think I’ll just- *Quickly runs away*
~The Oblongs

 

[Magna]

Catherine Tate: "I'm an incredibly negative person, so any form of success is only ever going to be a relief to me and set my default position back to neutral."

 

[Slim Jim]

"I'd really like to taste her." — Rick James

It's a male thing... ever experience that? when ya feel the love, and this random thought just pops in your...I've said too much.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Billy (Inside Cave): Ha ha! You stupid bears can’t get me now! I’m in a cave!
Yogi: He’s right Boo Boo. We bears are awfully afraid of caves.
Boo Boo: Why are we so lame, Yogi?

Elf (After Billy disables the force field surrounding the tree house): DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!!!
Billy: Not really.
~Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

 

[Kalinychta]

 

[Kalinychta]

"I'd really like to taste her." — Rick James

It's a male thing... ever experience that? when ya feel the love, and this random thought just pops in your...I've said too much.

It’s not a male thing. I’ve felt that thing many times.

 

[Slim Jim]

It’s not a male thing. I’ve felt that thing many times.

Congratulations. You have healthy hormones.

 

[Kalinychta]

Congratulations. You have healthy hormones.

I have a healthy brain, more like. I’ve only ever felt that thing after interacting with a man.

 

[Slim Jim]

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." ― Bill Hicks

Spoiler

I have a healthy brain, more like. I’ve only ever felt that thing after interacting with a man.

Oh Okay. I imagine you've felt many things after interacting with a man. Yeah I didn't mean to imply you were lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I think it's beautiful and quite hot normal.

Yeah these things are natural. I read something about biting too, has something to do with that impulse, very animalistic. It's like a reflex. Or something. Bite. Taste. Yeah. I can remember a specific event, being overcome with emotion. Just wanting to taste every part of a..And thats! what prompted the quote in my mind.

 

[Slim Jim]

“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’” – Bill Hicks

 

[Slim Jim]

“I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.” – Bill Hicks

 

[Slim Jim]

"There's a terror in knowing what the world is about." ― David Bowie

 

[AprilR]

"When you are scared but you are doing it anyway that's brave. "- Neil Gaiman

 

[Jenisautistic]

“Out there things can happen, and frequently do,
To people as brainy and footsy as you.
And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew.
Just go right along, you'll start happening too!”

― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

 

[Kalinychta]

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." ― Bill Hicks

I love Bill Hicks!!!!!!!!!! Love!! I quote him all the time. Such an incredible man. I was just talking about him today, as a matter of fact! What he said about McKenna’s “heroic dose”…

Oh Okay. I imagine you've felt many things after interacting with a man. Yeah I didn't mean to imply you were lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I think it's beautiful and quite hot normal.

Yeah these things are natural. I read something about biting too, has something to do with that impulse, very animalistic. It's like a reflex. Or something. Bite. Taste. Yeah. I can remember a specific event, being overcome with emotion. Just wanting to taste every part of a..And thats! what prompted the quote in my mind.

Oh no, I know. I just meant that I’ve mostly been attracted to men after interacting with them. As in, it’s hormones, I reckon, but also attraction to mind and soul…

 

[Slim Jim]

(You're hit..you're bleeding.) I ain't got time to bleed (uh..okay.) - Jesse Ventura in Predator


Movie is pure testosterone....Or toxic masculinity. Whatever you prefer.

 

[Slim Jim]

I love Bill Hicks!!!!!!!!!! Love!! I quote him all the time. Such an incredible man. I was just talking about him today, as a matter of fact! What he said about McKenna’s “heroic dose”…

Bill Hicks, that dark cynical sense of humor, straight out of Texas. He was definitely one of a kind.

"Well! Looks like we got ourselves a readah...What Y'all readin for?" -Bill Hicks

Mckenna is quite verbose. He had many things to say. Bill Hicks, Terrence Mckenna, I am very familiar with these guys.