Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

Weren't they quite common attire in music videos around 2008?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't that suggest that a lot of folks already have them as part of their Holliday attire?

 

[Rodafina]

What about those that are not included in "a lot?"

 

[tree]

How many of them are there, that they won't fit in the parking lot?

 

[Cutesie]

Do you conduct lots to determine where everyone should park?

 

[tree]

Is that when somebody pulls a name out of a hat, and
the loser turns into a pillar of salt, while everybody else
gets to park?

 

[TBRS1]

Forget the hat - does that seem at all fair to the dissolving lawn ornament?

 

[Rodafina]

Why would you ever leave your hat behind?

 

[Neri]

Is the hat one of those fish hats?

 

[TBRS1]

Don't you imagine it being more like a stove pipe hat, like Honest Abe used to wear?

 

[Rodafina]

Wouldn’t that make it difficult to get through low doorways?

 

[TBRS1]

Then maybe we should call a contractor and get an estimate on the cost of raising all the lintels?

 

[tree]

How long would it take to grow them?

 

[TBRS1]

Doesn't it generally take about 25-30 years to raise and train a contractor?

 

[NDR2]

What happened to the 2 year contractor rule?

 

[TBRS1]

Why do contractors get a two year rule when, if I drop a cookie, I only get a thirty second rule?

 

[NDR2]

Would you really want to eat something dropped on the floor?

 

[Rodafina]

Why would anyone even consider stealing a dog's floor snacks?

 

[TBRS1]

Maybe they're better than is commonly suspected?

 

[blue_bird]

Do the floor germs enhance the taste of said food?