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Spinning Compass
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Well, I guess the ice cube/backward pajamas magic worked, because we are getting snow and quite a bit of it. They say the mess that shut down Washington State is headed our way. I can hardly wait! Kids--you can stop flushing your damn ice cubes down the toilet now, and go put your pajamas on...
So... I went to see my therapist today as she told me she'd have results in by january 18th. I had no idea what to expect... well, to me it could be anything. I kinda expected her to pull the PDD-NOS thing on me. It always felt kinda "easy" to put such a label on someone. Anyway; the...
AussiePaul
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Everyday Life
I've gone through several cameras in my life, the most recent have been digital. The one you see in my profile pic was a favourite for a few years but it didn't have optical zoom which I love. my latest of recent years is a CANON PowerShot SX100 IS with 8.0MegaPixils and 10X optical zoom. I can...
Bernardtisman
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One day Ilford town Hall got demolished to make way for a big long bath that was needed for people who washed every 250 years. At the far end stood an enormous man whose job was to throw bathers into the bath. Here are the rules that you need before you use this bath. 1. Every person...
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Last Sunday one of the elders said something that has stuck in my mind. He said "the Enemy does not like what we are doing here at this church. The Enemy does not like what we are doing in this town. We need to pray for the leadership of this church so that they will be protected from the...
Bernardtisman
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This is a special jab that is given to school children to protect them against illnesses caught in school, such as Classroom Flu and Playground Fever. The jab is given once a year. It is given in the school hospital. Classroom Flu is caught from school desks. Whenever a child open's up...
Bernardtisman
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Once a gang of school bullies dressed in army uniform took over a boarding school called Bashville in Essex. after the military coup every boy and girl was forced to wash their faces with bees and made to eat books. The bullies' army led by Colonel News were a bunch of dictators. Each...
Spinning Compass
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Recently I heard about a new superstition going around among some of the kids here. If you want to make it snow, flush ice cubes down the toilet and/or wear your pajamas inside out. I don't know how this got started but it has something to do with the fact that it's been an exceptionally mild...
Bernardtisman
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One day a man who was dirty decided that he needed a wash so he found the perfect way to do it: ?Why not try the washing machine?. That?s what he did, he opened the door and climbed into the washing machine and spun round and round ? he laundered himself. To enable him to breathe the man...
Bernardtisman
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Once upon a time, at Squirters Lodge Terry Dustcart was taken on a shopping trip by the carer Montana City. The shop chosen was the Rotten Food Store in Rotten Egg Lane, Goodmayes. First on the line were a fresh supply of rotten eggs, next mouldy cabbage, then sick tomatoes. Then there was the...
Bernardtisman
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One Tuesday as usual Bernard Ink was busy doing something in his flat when, 'all of a sudden the a voice was read over the intercom. It said: "Dial - a- Ride" Because Tuesday wasn't the day he normally went to Mitzon Day Centre he went berserk screaming, bawling and shouting and banging doors...
Spinning Compass
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Last Sunday's message was on the concluding verses of Matthew 10, the famous "I came not to bring peace but a sword" passage. It's pretty chilling. Jesus demands utmost loyalty from his followers, that they love him more than parents, children, husband, wife. This doesn't mean you don't love...
Bernardtisman
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One day in the middle of the week whilst people were waiting at the bus stop two London buses running up the wrong side of the road suddenly jumped onto the pavement and kicked passers - by up into the air. The mad buses then ran along the pavement and started to chase terrified people...
Bernardtisman
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One day a group of people went bowling at The Bighead bowling alley in Ilford. Each person picked up a ball and threw it, but one person did the opposite, he threw himself at the pins at the far end of the lane and found himself being sucked into the conveyer belt that returns the balls to their...
Spinning Compass
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I'm in a new play and this time I have a major role, so I have a lot of lines to learn. It's just a short one-act play about a couple and their adult son. I play the mother. The father has some kind of dementia, possibly Alzheimer's, and the son wants his mother to put him (the father) in...
Spinning Compass
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Just got back from listening to a speaker talk about marketing yourself and the image you project. She asked us to write down a list of words we use to describe ourselves. It was all about image and goals. And I thought, What if you have no goals? What if it takes so much to get through...
Spinning Compass
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There's been a lot of debate lately about stem cell research, and also a lot of misinformation on both sides, but mainly--I hate to say it--from the pro-stem-cell research side. By lumping in all stem cells with human embryonic stem cells, they make it sound like those who are opposed to...
Spinning Compass
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There's an interesting scene in Matthew, Chapter 17, right after Jesus goes up on the mountain with Peter, James, and John and gets transfigured right before their eyes. While all this is going on apparently the rest of the disciples, who, if you remember had been given power to heal and cast...
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