What not to say on a First Date.

[Flinty]

Hey, didn't you testify in that mob case? So you're in the Witness Protection Program, right?

 

[Reedstorm17]

What's that? *runs*

 

[Reedstorm17]

My texting app isn't working. I'll talk to you as soon I can send one message.

 

[inabox]

I've been thinking where I recognise you from, but I realise now I was confusing you with one of the zombies from 28 Days Later.

 

[Reedstorm17]

This date seems to be going great. I guess my friend doesn't have to call me with an excuse to ditch after all.

 

[Vinca]

Spoiler: includes a description of an act of violence

 

[tree]

ha ha ha ha
That's great, that thing you're wearing.
I almost thought it was your real face.

 

[sidd851]

Oh, noooo..

Hey, I forgot my hat, do you have any tinfoil?

 

[Suzette]

Can you hear well with all of that hair in your ears?

 

[Suzette]

C'mon, we're barely a mile in! We've got twenty-five to go yet!

Do you know my mother?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Just a moment, I have to apply this medicated ointment.

(and off the subject, I totally miss @Suzette so very, very much!)

 

[Shaddock]

I love you

 

[Magna]

What size bra do you wear?

 

[Gerontius]

Are those your real teeth?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are those your real teeth?

No they're not, would you like to see?

 

[Magna]

Does the carpet match the curtains?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I hope you like rats.