What is the most sweary fruit or vegetable?

[Tom]

Succotash

 

[Judge]

Well, I suppose people could go around mispronouncing "couscous" as "cuss-cuss".

Would that work for y'all ? <rimshot>

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Well, I suppose people could go around mispronouncing "couscous" as "cuss-cuss".

Would that work for y'all ? <rimshot>

I think we've levelled up.

And it is pronounced kumquating cuss-cuss where I'm from

 

[Gritches]

Well Washington Red Delicious Apples, what a fun topic!

 

[Mia]

You peasy kumquat, get off that quincy phone before I squash the beet juice out of you!

 

[Mia]

How is Rutabaga pronounced?
Phonetically?

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[Judge]

You peasy kumquat, get off that quincy phone before I squash the beet juice out of you!

That kind of dialogue deserves some background music.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

You peasy kumquat, get off that quincy phone before I squash the beet juice out of you!

Bless my turnips m'am, I'll move my succotash pronto , afore you yam my head in.

 

[Streetwise]

You're from kumquatting sunderland,you parsnip.

All the norwegian history of swear words and you have a yamming sultana?

Parsnip is too cutesy

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Parsnip is too cutesy

I was subverting the nature of the thread by being nice

Would turnip suit you better?

 

[Streetwise]

Parsnip is too cutesy

Don't know any Norwegian swear words know one Norwegian Word .
The only ones I hear are Anglo-Saxon and it's not even a swearword ,it's just the Anglo-Saxon word for an orifice ,which people think is a swearword.

 

[Streetwise]

I was subverting the nature of the thread by being nice

Would turnip suit you better?

No still cutesy

 

[Katleya]

"Bell pepper" could be an acceptable substitute for "bullsh*t."
Well, except that telling someone to "cut that bell pepper, now" might leave you with chopped produce and the same annoying attitude from the person you said it to.

 

[Judge]

I could see telling someone with a degree of skepticism, "That's rich in fiber!"

Though I see breakfast food shareholders frowning at me from the peanut gallery.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

"Bell pepper" could be an acceptable substitute for "bullsh*t."
Well, except that telling someone to "cut that bell pepper, now" might leave you with chopped produce and the same annoying attitude from the person you said it to.

Don't fig your bell peppers to me you kumquatting cabbage or I'll pineapple the yams out of you

 

[Katleya]

Don't fig your bell peppers to me you kumquatting cabbage or I'll pineapple the yams out of you

Oh, peach off, will ya?

 

[Tom]

Thats a load of Bread Fruit.

 

[Judge]

Thats a load of Bread Fruit.

Uh-oh, I sense a mutiny coming.

 

[onlything]

What fruit or vegetable would best be used to replace swear words and why?
Something you could start saying instead of the main swear words.

I was thinking :

Kumquats - self evident.

What about you?

Rutabaga (swede)- as its so difficult to prepare.

Dunno about fruits or veggies but I tend to use one.

Fudge.

 

[ZebraAutismo]

In stead of lazy ass. My friend and I started saying lazy prepared salad.

I'd same courgette would make a good swear word.