What is the most sweary fruit or vegetable?

[Fridgemagnetman]

What fruit or vegetable would best be used to replace swear words and why?
Something you could start saying instead of the main swear words.

I was thinking :

Kumquats - self evident.

What about you?

Rutabaga (swede)- as its so difficult to prepare.

 

[LucyPurrs]

Beans

 

[Mia]

Fig and date have possibilities, as does quince in the fruit category. Peas, beets, taro and yam in the vegetable category might be possible, as they are all short and easy to say.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Beans

Kumquatting beans? Are you kumquatting kidding me?

 

[LucyPurrs]

Kumquatting beans? Are you kumquatting kidding me?

BEANS! sounds like a swearword to me

 

[clg114]

When I am in mixed company or if there are little ears around, I usually say "Balderdash". Unless I am really mad, then I say "Balderdash and Poppycock".

 

[Streetwise]

What fruit or vegetable would best be used to replace swear words and why?
Something you could start saying instead of the main swear words.

I was thinking :

Kumquats - self evident.

What about you?

Rutabaga (swede)- as its so difficult to prepare.

Sultanas

 

[Judge]

Mr. Spock and Lt. Saavik would have such a difficult time with this thread.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

When I am in mixed company or if there are little ears around, I usually say "Balderdash". Unless I am really mad, then I say "Balderdash and Poppycock".

You complete bean. When's the last time you ate a poppycock?

 

[Gracey]

For FIGs sake !!

For Fennel's sake !!


You've got to be Shallotting me ?

What the tarragon is going on? (Sorry, herb not F. Or V.)

Peas off.
(Bit too close?)


For FIGs sake, the artichoking Dill head was acting like a right Quince

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Sultanas

You're from kumquatting sunderland,you parsnip.

All the norwegian history of swear words and you have a yamming sultana?

 

[Gracey]

Beetroot !!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

For FIGs sake, the artichoking Dill head was acting like a right Quince

I know that guy. Complete sultana (trying it out)

 

[Gracey]

Shallotting kumquat.

Figging radish.

 

[LucyPurrs]

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER , XD!

 

[Gracey]

I know that guy. Complete sultana (trying it out)

I've known of many over the years, all need wellying in the beetroots.

 

[Streetwise]

You're from kumquatting sunderland,you parsnip.

All the norwegian history of swear words and you have a yamming sultana?

If you disliked Sultanas as much as I do you would know the feeling when you said the word sultanas

 

[Gracey]

Swedeing carrot fragilistic egg plant celery doscious

 

[LucyPurrs]

If you disliked Sultanas as much as I do you would know the feeling when you said the word sultanas

Don't like sultanas? Well, you must be a figgin' raisin!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

If you disliked Sultanas as much as I do you would know the feeling when you said the word sultanas

Fair point but theres a lot of turnips in sunderland.