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The last thing that made you laugh

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wyverary said:
A Eugene Mirman routine I heard on Pandora in which he compared God to a 12-year-old boy with Aspergers. Offensive? Most likely. But to me, at the time? For some inexplicable reason...HILARIOUS!
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I liked that a lot too!

 
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Superbad. Just got it. Watching it on another desktop now. Very funny. Can't watch it with my kids. Wife would NOT find it funny. Headphones.
 
The last thing that made me laugh was, a couple of days ago some guy on youtube started posting unpleasant rude replies to one of my comments that I pointed out to him wasn't meant to be taken seriously but apparently he didn't care and wanted to be mad about it, it eventually escalated into him saying he wasn't reading my replies and telling me to "get the eff off youtube", and me either telling him to mute my comments if they are upsetting him because he can't make me go away, or just posting absurdities just to test to see whether he was actually reading them or not. Then this afternoon, when I didn't reply for about 15 hours because I was DOING OTHER STUFF because my life doesn't revolve around replying to jerks on the internet, he accused me of "retreating" and declared that he "beat me down" and I "got owned". When I saw it my reply was "you think I retreated, but actually I was busy living my life. So yeah, whatever, I lost your silly little youtube comment game, but I think we both know who the real loser is."

Shortly after I posted that, all his comments disappeared, and so did his youtube account :wavespin: This conclusion amused me more than the whole pointless discussion did, and not only that I feel like I accomplished something - only something small, but hey, one less rude jerk on youtube can't be a bad thing :) Maybe it wasn't really worth the amount of time and energy I invested in it though...
 
This freaking cat.

I was sat in my car out of the rain eating a veggie roll for lunch before I had to go to an appointment..and this damn cat comes and sits on my car to stare at me eating!

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MY VEGGIE ROLL. He wouldn't leave me alone until I got out of the car 10 minutes later and shooed him away. Cats these days!
 
Standing at Central Station Sydney, the other day; Peak hour, 2:30-3pm.

The signaller had sent 2 trains to depart from the terminal plaforms (the same one - 7) within 2 minutes of each other. The issue being, as it is afternoon peak, all trains leaving are 8 cars long, and the platforms can only accomodate 8 cars. Poor people waiting for the mountains train
 
A scene from withnail and I:


"listen, I don't know what my fr... acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me... I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly in the street".

I find the tea room scene hilarious too.
 
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@grapesicles: That cat looks a bit like mine... I love cats, but they can be absolute swines sometimes. :D

Anyway...
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Not quite sure where to begin with this :confused: (via Kirsten Lindsmith on Facebook):

Science of Gay Marriage, Articles | THISDAY LIVE

(On a serious note, it's probably worth pointing out the anti-gay sentiment found in some African countries and in India isn't inherent to those cultures but is to a large extent a legacy of British rule as well as something promoted by American religious conservatives in some cases.)
 
"To start with, physics is one of the most fundamentals of all the sciences and I used two bar magnets in my research."

He TOTALLY had me there! :)
 
Yesterday I sold some funds. The instructions indicated that they were to be used for tuition and books.

My reaction: thanks for the information. I had no idea what college funds were used for after eight years of working with them. :rolleyes:
 
I was setting up an account, which required a security question (when you contact this organisation, they ask your security question every time). I was looking for inspiration for a good question, and so stumbled across these after a quick Google search:

Q: Do you speak English?
A: Que?

Q: What is love?
A: Baby don't hurt me, no more.

Q: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
A: Sorry, you're not my type.

Q: I've been embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from my employer, and I don't care who knows it.
A: Good thing this conversation's being recorded.

Q: I am the gatekeeper.
A: I am the Keymaster.

Q: Are you trying to hack into this account?
A: Yes.
 
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