Tell a lie about the person above you

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething can balance on her nose while she juggles tadpoles on her toes.

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman can juggle with his eyebrows.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething juggles curling rocks.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty can juggle the heads on Mount Rushmore.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething goes to Vermont every fall to stay at the Stratford Inn.

 

[Joel's Hear]

@Flinty was a stunt double for It in the original movie.

 

[Flinty]

@Joel's Hear owns an original recording of the Gettysburg Address.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty thinks that "four score and twenty years ago" refers to a hockey game in which Lincoln's favourite team was winning.

 

[blue_bird]

@OrSomething actually resides in Pyongyang, North Korea.

 

[OrSomething]

@i-wanna-blue is Kim Jong Un's personal assistant.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is waiting for Kim Jong Deux to take power.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty only eats pancakes doused in motor oil.

 

[Flinty]

@i-wanna-blue was the deciding vote that caused Sailing by Christopher Cross to win the Grammy for Record of the Year. He is still in hiding from angry supporters of all the other nominees.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty is a very expensive, but very experienced private investigator that specifically specialises in locating and rescuing people who have been brainwashed by religious cults so they can be safely returned to their families, he also sees himself as a professional "cult deprogrammer" which he says is absolutely vital for his work to be successful.

He charges upward of $150 an hour plus expenses which he argues is good value for money based on the risks involved. When people complain about the cost he often refers them to the following article which he says was a past cult deprogrammer who was wrongfully convicted while attempting to save people so they realise just some of the risks he faces every day in his line of work.

 

[Butterfly88]

Even though he lives in the UK, @pjcnet is responsible for almost all voter fraud in America.

 

[Kirsty]

@Butterfly88 fell into a heap of dirty washing and broke her nose while she landed.

 

[blue_bird]

@Kirsty owns a hippo named Ytsrik.

 

[pjcnet]

Here's a photo of @i-wanna-blue when he was younger:

Ever since a child he has been obsessed with wanting to be a super hero with a blue cape and armbands.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@pjcnet has stolen my soul and my favourite picture from my job interview poses diary.

 

[pjcnet]

@Fridgemagnetman truly believes that this thread is the most useful, genuine, honest and truthful thread on ASPIESCentral, in fact recently he had a meltdown when another member dared to suggest that there might just be the very slightest touch of b*lls**t here.