Tell a lie about the person above you

[Joel's Hear]

Fridge is secretly the self-aware spirit of the grand canyon

That's not a lie.

 

[OrSomething]

Joel's ears hang low. They wobble to and fro. He can tie them in a knot; he can tie them in a bow. He can toss them over his shoulder like a continental soldier. Joel's ears hang low.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething killed Michael Jackson just to force Aqua to change the lyrics of Back to the 80s.

 

[tree]

@Flinty will play Marty in the Shakespearean remake of Back to the Future,
due to be released in 2018, on select university campuses worldwide.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@tree has a tattoo of her own face, on her face but slightly to the left. She loves it when people lol, at her twice very quickly.

 

[Flinty]

@Fridgemagnetman collects rain water in the Atacama Desert.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty controls the weather.

 

[Butterfly88]

@OrSomething is the pilot for Air Force One.

 

[OrSomething]

@Butterfly88 flies children to school in her private jet.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething stole people's sunshine throughout the late 1990s.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty spends most of his time in deep meditation, astral projecting around the planet and sometimes even beyond. Watch out as @Flinty may be with you now as he often astral projects into member's homes, you may feel his presence as a slightly cold draft brushing past you or when you hear small knocks and cracks that break the silence at night. Happy Halloween!

 

[Butterfly88]

@pjcnet is a psychiatrist.

 

[pjcnet]

@Butterfly88 is a psychoanalyst.

 

[Buzzerfly]

@pjcnet is a Chinese citizen living in the UK illegally.
He's also fathered 13 English children with 6 different angry women!

 

[tree]

@Buzzerfly scries.

 

[OrSomething]

@tree grows a fur coat in the winter.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething invented boredom,her gift for everyone to use.

 

[Buzzerfly]

@Fridgemagnetman started a cult.
His followers must address him as Dr. Fozzwell.
He only lets them eat if they create foam art that pleases him.

 

[pjcnet]

Over 50% of this forum was written entirely by @Buzzerfly who has literally 100s of different username aliases for the same person and at least 50% of new members are in fact her. Her aliases apparently come from all over the world and can be setup as either male or female, all with unique avatars Etc. She also fools the staff by using multiple browsers that are channelled through multiple VPNs so she can use masses of unique IP addresses that all correspond to the each and every alias's apparent country of origin. In other words from just 1 PC she can be logged into ASPIESCentral at the same time from multiple aliases without causing any suspicion, but all this is multiplied across 5 PCs allowing her to login using masses of aliases at once.

In fact many threads with multiple replies are created from nothing but @Buzzerfly's aliases, talk about talking to yourself.

 

[tree]

@pjcnet tells the same lie about everyone, but
changes the names so no one suspects.