Silly inventions thread

[Thinx]

Don't beat yourself up, it takes a lifetime to really get the hang of burbulation. My advice would be to settle for a husterlation crangducer. You can make one of those in a half hour out of lollypop sticks and a squeezy bottle.

 

[Streetwise]

A sommelier judges wine.
A pisquewellier appraises wellies in a similar manner.

Great read it again really nauseous

 

[Nervous Rex]

If the machine is really intended to burbulate you are going to need a Size 00.63 tie-hunicker to oscillate the fructual bypass cylinder. Try to get one with side firing free locking ventricle calibration if you want to give yourself low maintenance , burbulation can be tough on the structure and on the frange carrying disc jaspers.

Reminds me of a Turbo Encabulator.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Don't beat yourself up, it takes a lifetime to really get the hang of burbulation. My advice would be to settle for a husterlation crangducer. You can make one of those in a half hour out of lollypop sticks and a squeezy bottle.

But how do you avoid the splatter with a crangducer?

I've always been reluctant.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Reminds me of a Turbo Encabulator.

I had to stop half way through for laughing.

 

[Thinx]

But how do you avoid the splatter with a crangducer?

You'll never fully avoid splatter, you can only hope to reduce it. That said, loosely packed sheep droppings can be almost 100% effective if regularly renewed.

 

[Chance]

Reminds me of a Turbo Encabulator.

Okay this is nuts... what the hell?
The dudes gurtle spring was a freaking spark plug wire.
And the dingle rod???? Really?

I have one of those and its not part of a transmission.

I think this thread is attempt to make people feel like the world has gone totally mad... Or have I?

I’m going back to some place where I,me, and my ASD makes sense... : )

 

[wadorama]

I want to invent a machine called a burbulator-pisckwellier.

What should it do?

quite clearly a time machine that transports urine from non-urban septic systems to some future water reservoir.

 

[Theta.G]

Sounds like an auto circumsizer lol
but it should make oceanic water drinkable xD

 

[Streetwise]

What did you normally use to burbulate your pisckwelliers before your invention?

And don't you spell it "pisquewellier"?

I'm assuming you mean it's the brother job for a sommelier?
Only with wellies?

Wellington boots for the uninitiated .

Pisque, obviously from old french. Foul,fish smelling.

oh no i read it again really feel like vomiting

 

[Thinx]

Okay this is nuts... what the hell?...

I’m going back to some place where I,me, and my ASD makes sense... : )

Good luck with that...

 

[Progster]

What should it do?

Sit in the corner and keep quiet.