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Silly inventions thread

I dunno, but whatever it does I'd probably store it next to the Nebulizer. o_O

Something normally used by aliens to dispatch earthlings, I suspect. :eek:
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
Although perhaps it is an uppity cat with a napolean complex who talks a lot.

A burbulating pisquewellier
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You mean an uppity French skunk impersonating a cat with a Napoleonic complex?

We got one of those already. - Pepé Le Pew :p

Though I suspect his tail burbulates something fierce. :eek:
 
Judge said:
I dunno, but whatever it does I'd probably store it next to the Nebulizer. o_O

Something normally used by aliens to dispatch earthlings, I suspect. :eek:
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Or, it could be used by earthlings to dispatch aliens. However you should probably hurry, there are others working on this same device.
 
clg114 said:
Or, it could be used by earthlings to dispatch aliens. However you should probably hurry, there are others working on this same device.
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Good point. But then I wouldn't know because I'm not an earthling either. ;)

Gort, beringa! :cool:
 
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LucyPurrs said:
I want to invent a machine called a burbulator-pisckwellier.

What should it do?
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"Pisck" reminds me of whisk, but of course it works "wellier". The "burbulator" part indicates that we're whipping something else into whatever we're whisking.

Therefore, it must be a device to carbonate eggs.
 
I can't say what I think this being PG-13:p. But I think it would be well enjoyed by a great number of people, though hopefully you are prepared for lawsuits. In my mind there are a few disturbing things that could go wrong if used in a careless fashion:eek:.
 
kay said:
I can't say what I think this being PG-13:p. But I think it would be well enjoyed by a great number of people, though hopefully you are prepared for lawsuits. In my mind there are a few disturbing things that could go wrong if used in a careless fashion:eek:.
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No more than any vacuum cleaner. Unintended use and all. :p
 
kay said:
I can't say what I think this being PG-13:p. But I think it would be well enjoyed by a great number of people, though hopefully you are prepared for lawsuits. In my mind there are a few disturbing things that could go wrong if used in a careless fashion:eek:.
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Great i'm nauseous again ,Will I read this again??????
 
Wow... umm I must have landed on this thread from some other dimension...
Maybe I will come back later and try and understand this ??? : )
 
Chance said:
Wow... umm I must have landed on this thread from some other dimension...
Maybe I will come back later and try and understand this ??? : )
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See the guy in the corner? The one smoking a cigarette with a five o'clock shadow. He says not to sweat this thread. Just be sure not to bump into that next signpost ahead.

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If the machine is really intended to burbulate you are going to need a Size 00.63 tie-hunicker to oscillate the fructual bypass cylinder. Try to get one with side firing free locking ventricle calibration if you want to give yourself low maintenance , burbulation can be tough on the structure and on the frange carrying disc jaspers.
 
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