Share good puns and jokes.

[Meistersinger]

Why didn't the melons get married?


Because they cantaloupe

 

[SakuraRoseMilkTea]

What do you call a Shiba Inu on top of a hamburger?

A sesame shibe.

 

[tree]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Pondering]

I told ten puns to make my friends laugh.

Spoiler

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did!

 

[watersprite]

How about a date with a fig?

 

[Progster]

-Can vegetarians and vegans eat pudding?
-NO.
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat.

 

[Nervous Rex]

-Can vegetarians and vegans eat pudding?
-NO.
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat.

A joke that matches your Avatar!

 

[tree]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[watersprite]

^
delayed reaction lols

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

(That humor is a bit moody...)

 

[Luca]

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

(I thought cows were in the horn section...)

 

[Crossbreed]

Nervous first-time flyer

: So, how often do planes crash...?
Stewardess: Only once.

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

(I think that its opening is supposed to face the sun...)

 

[Crossbreed]

Patient: I am here for my appointment.
Receptionist: Which doctor...?
Patient: No, a regular one...