Share good puns and jokes.

[Crossbreed]

@GrownupGirl, cute drawing style. (It lends itself well to funnies.)

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

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[Crossbreed]

A Font of Humor...
Since the "tail" of a lower case 'g' curves to the left, I always thought it should be known as a... "return descender...!"

Return To Sender, Elvis Presley (1962)

 

[Crossbreed]

Puttin' On The Ritz, Young Frankenstein (1974)​

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Gift2humanity]

How many vegans does it take to change a lighbulb?

10

One to change the bulb.

9 to say "I'm a vegan"

No offence to vegans, I eat a plant based diet myself.

 

[dragonfire42]

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My mom has this picture (along with several other jokes) taped above her desk at work.

 

[Gift2humanity]

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Blimey I spotted oceanic was an anagram of cocaine straight away, I am a genius.

 

[Crossbreed]

This is funny, because I assume it's true. I have no idea what that means though! lol ! I've only taught homeschool math up to algebra 1.

SIN is the calculator key for "sine."
If you use radians for angles, π radians = 180°.

 

[Crossbreed]

Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler: Answer

Only one, but it has to want to change...!

 

[Metalhead]

 

[GrownupGirl]

A rottweiler, a German Shepard, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua were all seated at a bar when who should come but Lassie. She saunters up to the three dogs and says, "Whichever one of you who can use both the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a single sentence will get to go out for a a steak dinner and a movie with me tonight." So the rottweiler says "I love liver and cheese!". Lassie says, "Sorry, but that sentence had no creativity." The German Shepard says "I HATE liver and cheese!" Lassie tells him, "Sorry, still not creative enough." So the little Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Meistersinger]

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
<rimshot></rimshot>

 

[Meistersinger]

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

 

[Meistersinger]

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I wish I could still play. Carpal tunnel, and my father’s death from cancer of the liver (shortly after playing in a local production of West Side Story outside of Chicago) 45 years ago as of this date.