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A Font of Humor...
Since the "tail" of a lower case 'g' curves to the left, I always thought it should be known as a... "return descender...!"
Return To Sender, Elvis Presley (1962)
 
How many vegans does it take to change a lighbulb?

10

One to change the bulb.

9 to say "I'm a vegan"

No offence to vegans, I eat a plant based diet myself.
 
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Only one, but it has to want to change...!
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A rottweiler, a German Shepard, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua were all seated at a bar when who should come but Lassie. She saunters up to the three dogs and says, "Whichever one of you who can use both the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a single sentence will get to go out for a a steak dinner and a movie with me tonight." So the rottweiler says "I love liver and cheese!". Lassie says, "Sorry, but that sentence had no creativity." The German Shepard says "I HATE liver and cheese!" Lassie tells him, "Sorry, still not creative enough." So the little Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
 

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