Share good puns and jokes.

[Metalhead]

 

[Aeolienne]

What's so funny?

 

[watersprite]

yep yep yep

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Aeolienne]

The death of Colin Powell has reminded me of this one from 20 years ago...

Colin Powell says to George W Bush, "Boss, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is - Saddam Hussein has agreed to let us inspect his weapons. The bad news is - he wants Arthur Anderson to inspect them..."

 

[Aeolienne]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Raggamuffin]

This isn't even a joke, and yet I find it hilarious (poor taste I know).

They had to close the comments section because...well, I'm sure you can guess what happened.

Ed

 

[Progster]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Suzette]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[GrownupGirl]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

 

[Suzette]

The college my daughter got into was founded over 130 years ago by the Quakers. So now she and i are sarcastically joking that she'll go to college to learn to make oatmeal.

(*No offense to anyone who is of the "Friends" religion. I think it's a beautiful, peace-loving faith.)

My former town is known as "The oatmeal capitol of the U.S.A." Every year they even have an oatmeal festival. Quaker Oats brings in a bowl shaped jumpy thingy for the kids and gives away oatmeal to all the elementaty aged kids. Face painting, hot air balloon rides, crafts...it is quite the deal.

 

[GrownupGirl]

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for the bad summer he had.