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Share good puns and jokes.

Joe: I could marry anyone that I please!
Ron: So then, why aren't you married?
Joe: I don't please anyone...
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I heard this at my autism meetup today. Someone told me this.

What are two words to not say to somebody who is autistic?

Prove it.
 
Did you hear about the guy who entered his local newspaper's pun contest? There was no limit to the amount of puns one could enter and he thought of ten puns that he thought were absolutely hilarious and was certain that at least one of them would be chosen as a winner.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 
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