Post an animal trait you'd like to have

[Metalhead]

Run like a cheetah. I’d no longer need to ride the bus, I’d just run to and from work on the freeway, dodging cars and being badass.

 

[QueenOfFrance87]

I would like to have the flight and speed of a peregrine falcon.

 

[Barymore]

the ability of most vertebrates to be in the present, not to ruminate about the past or fear the future and just take (most) situations as they are.

automatic zen, kind of...

 

[Jumpback]

Flying ant: can lift like 1,000 times their bodyweight (or whatever) and can fly.

Then I would appoint myself emperor of earth

mWahahaha

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I'd like to have bear powers. Spend the warm months eating fruit and fishing. And no one tries to stop me, because I'm a bear. All winter, just napping in my warm cave. Sounds grand.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Opposable thumbs

 

[Ella Spell]

Echolocation and camouflaging

 

[blue_bird]

To be able to jump between trees like a lemur

 

[Rodafina]

I would like the swiftness of a hummingbird. I’ve always been slow and steady. It would be fun to be fast for a change.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Not having a job.

 

[Ella Spell]

Knowing how to sleep.

 

[Misty Avich]

Sleeping whenever I want without messing up a body clock. Or hibernating for winter.

 

[Rogue Princess]

I would like the ability to clear a room in 5 seconds

 

[Jeff T]

Being able to defecate without using any products such as toilet paper.

 

[Rogue Princess]

Being able to defecate without using any products such as toilet paper.

So you want to lick yourself clean?

 

[Outdated]

I quite enjoy being a large omnivorous ape and an apex predator.

 

[Twilight]

The ability to fly.

 

[Rogue Princess]

Can I be a Hydra? Cut my head off and two grow back. I would go back in time to troll King Henry the 8th. I don't like him so much

 

[Jeff T]

So you want to lick yourself clean?

That's what carnivores do. Herbivores mostly don't. I'd prefer the herbivore way.