I would... If I Were...

[Geordie]

I will love to be eaten

If I was thinking of Hank Williams Sr.

 

[Gomendosi]

I would like to listen to his songs too!
If I was going a million miles an hour...

 

[Peace]

I would throw up
If I were falling through darkness

 

[Galaxy Freeze]

I would have a trampoline
If I was an awesome person.

 

[Peace]

I would have friends
If I had the time

 

[Gomendosi]

I would also have the inclination!
If I Was orange with purple stripes...

 

[Craig]

I would go see the Doctor!
If I was to have my own private army...

 

[SoylentHuman]

I would require them all to wear yellow uniforms.
If I was a puffer fish...

 

[CJinherPJs]

I would blow myself up as big as I could if anyone got too close.
If I was a caterpillar...

 

[Hadassah]

I'd wait desperately to get my wings..
If I was given a week to live..

 

[Explosition_Rooster]

I would streak across the White House lawn.
If I was given to break dance at odd times...

 

[MoCoffee]

everyone would laugh hysterically
If I was six inches tall...

 

[Gomendosi]

I would become a pianist!
If I was to only ever eat lasagne...

 

[AsheSkyler]

...then it'd better always come with a salad and fruit juice.
If I were to wash my hands...

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

I would make sure not to splash
if I fell in a puddle

 

[zurb]

I would start quacking like a duck and practice my swimming
If I was a parrot

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

I would grab the bars of my cage and scream "let me out of this prison
if I was in prison

 

[Harrison]

I would accept the offer of a date from the lovely 27 yr old redhead
If I was thirty years younger *sigh*

 

[Hedgehog Instigator]

I would be negative two
If I was a clone

 

[zurb]

... I wouldn't need a mirror to brush my hair, or see the pimples on my back.
If I was a TV star ...