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I would... If I Were...

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Gomendosi, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Gomendosi

    Gomendosi Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    The rules are as follows;
    You type what you would do in response to the last post...
    Then you type a scenario for the next poster...


    EG;
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    First post:
    I would have a sandwich
    If I was a doorman.

    Next post:
    I would open the door for pretty ladies only!
    If I was a spaceman

    Next post:
    I would search for intelligent life
    If I was walking my dog in the park?

    So to begin...
    I would post this
    If I was born in Japan...
     
  2. NeverEnder

    NeverEnder Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be a Ninja.
    If I worshiped Satan...
     
  3. Kelly

    Kelly Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be lying to myself :lol:
    If I was a puppy....
     
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    NeverEnder Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be an annoying mammal.
    If I was a novel...
     
  5. Gomendosi

    Gomendosi Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be found in a second-hand bookshop
    If I was keeping a weasel in my pocket...
     
  6. NeverEnder

    NeverEnder Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would have an anxious critter biting my leg.
    If I was a mountain...
     
  7. Arashi222

    Arashi222 Cuddling Vampires V.I.P Member

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    I would be very tall
    If I was a vampire
     
  8. Kelly

    Kelly Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would NOT sparkle!!! :arghh:
    If I was a car
     
  9. Gomendosi

    Gomendosi Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would have a glovebox full of speeding and parking tickets
    If I was left holding on to a live grenade...
     
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    I would disarm it MacGyver style
    If I was a homemade strawberry pie
     
  11. Gomendosi

    Gomendosi Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be cut into 8 pieces and sold to hungry people
    If I was on my way to an Aspergers convention
     
  12. Droopy

    Droopy Founder & Former Admin V.I.P Member

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    I would wear a t-shirt saying AspiesCentral.com!

    If I was in London...
     
  13. Soup

    Soup Well-Known Member

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    I would Be at the Olympics!

    If I was as big as King_Oni
     
  14. Geordie

    Geordie Geordie

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    I would jump around. I'd be very happy! Because finally, I can be a basketball player!
    If I was Brett Anderson of Suede...
     
  15. Gomendosi

    Gomendosi Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I would not go out in the rain!
    If I was a ham sandwich...
     
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    Ste11aeres Moderator Staff Member

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    I would have a large worm inside and the look on whichever person's face when they saw that worm would be hilarious.
    If I was a deli worker...
     
  17. tree

    tree Blue/Green Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    I would be a different person, if I could read these playful statements and not think that
    'If I was" is a mistake and ought to be subjunctive instead.

    :spin:

    (Just skip over mine...since I wrote what I was thinking, instead of playing the game according to the rules.) :skip:
     
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  18. Geordie

    Geordie Geordie

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    I would gobble sandwiches every day.

    If I was thinking of smiles...
     
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    i would be a SMILE if i were happy
     
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    CJinherPJs Professional Weirdo V.I.P Member

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    I would be as happy as this Bud Duck and want to share a smile with everyone!:D
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    If I was a lemon...