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I would... If I Were...

Gomendosi

Well-Known Member
V.I.P Member
The rules are as follows;
You type what you would do in response to the last post...
Then you type a scenario for the next poster...


EG;
---
First post:
I would have a sandwich
If I was a doorman.

Next post:
I would open the door for pretty ladies only!
If I was a spaceman

Next post:
I would search for intelligent life
If I was walking my dog in the park?

So to begin...
I would post this
If I was born in Japan...
 
I would be found in a second-hand bookshop
If I was keeping a weasel in my pocket...
 
I would have a glovebox full of speeding and parking tickets
If I was left holding on to a live grenade...
 
I would be cut into 8 pieces and sold to hungry people
If I was on my way to an Aspergers convention
 
I would wear a t-shirt saying AspiesCentral.com!

If I was in London...
 
I would jump around. I'd be very happy! Because finally, I can be a basketball player!
If I was Brett Anderson of Suede...
 
I would have a large worm inside and the look on whichever person's face when they saw that worm would be hilarious.
If I was a deli worker...
 
I would be a different person, if I could read these playful statements and not think that
'If I was" is a mistake and ought to be subjunctive instead.

:spin:

(Just skip over mine...since I wrote what I was thinking, instead of playing the game according to the rules.) :skip:
 
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I would be as happy as this Bud Duck and want to share a smile with everyone!:D
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If I was a lemon...
 

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