I prefer ordering from the children's menu for the following reasons:
1. The other menu has too many unnecessary words, such as flowery descriptions and titles that have no relation to the food.
2. The other menu has too many options. The few things I order make up most of the children's menu.
3. The other menu has too many words, caused by the above reasons.
4. The other menu is too large, making it awkward to handle, caused by the above reasons.
5. The other menu has conspiratorially large portion sizes.
I've only been told once that I can't and that was because it was a less nice area of LA and the server was a grumpy old lady.
1. The other menu has too many unnecessary words, such as flowery descriptions and titles that have no relation to the food.
2. The other menu has too many options. The few things I order make up most of the children's menu.
3. The other menu has too many words, caused by the above reasons.
4. The other menu is too large, making it awkward to handle, caused by the above reasons.
5. The other menu has conspiratorially large portion sizes.
I've only been told once that I can't and that was because it was a less nice area of LA and the server was a grumpy old lady.