Corrupt A Wish

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are then captured by a round obese bald man with a mustache and driving a massive mech robot who then promptly puts you into a robot that is to attack a speeding blue hedgehog who is very fond of chili dogs and has an aversion to water.

I wish it wasn’t so cold outside!

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

your wish is granted. instead, it's very cold inside.

I wish I had wings.

 

[cooljethro]

Granted, but your wings eventually become unflappable and useless.

I wish I could run as fast as an ostrich.