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Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but in 2026 they've removed all artificial flavors and colors. Have fun eating regular spicy generic grocery store chips!

I wish I lived in an apartment so high in the sky, that the crows would fly right by my window and land on my balcony.
 
Granted, but you'll have to take one with a big ugly elephant seal with a big freaky nose that yells "BLARGHHHHHHH" all day.

I wish I had my own submarine.
 
Granted, but it's very lightly leaky. Not bad enough to be dangerous, so you're at no risk, but it's impossible to sleep with the constant "drip-drip-drip" sound.

I wish I could go to a K-pop concert.
 
Granted, but Ticketmaster gets the concerts mixed up, and you end up going to a Kids' Bop Concert Starring The Wiggles.

I wish I had a Jacuzzi Yacht.
 
Granted, but you do not know how to sail, so you end up sitting in your hot tub, floating down the river, into the ocean, and now you're on your way to Japan. Konnichiwa!

I wish someone would give me some cheesecake.
 
Granted, but your cheesecake is a layered strawberry cake, with brie spread between the layers, and pepperjack frosting on top.

I wish I had a meatball sub.
 
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