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Corrupt A Wish

Granted. You are then captured by a round obese bald man with a mustache and driving a massive mech robot who then promptly puts you into a robot that is to attack a speeding blue hedgehog who is very fond of chili dogs and has an aversion to water.

I wish it wasn’t so cold outside!
 
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Granted, but you only run that fast because you have transformed into a 1978 Camaro Z28. You have lost all sentience, and must only drive when someone puts a key in the ignition and steers you. But when you do get moving.. ooo-hoo!

I wish I had enough money to buy someone a really special gift.
 
Granted, you buy someone a special gift and send it via post, but the item gets damaged during transit.

I wish I had lived a healthier life, thus far.
 
Your wish is granted. You had lived a far healthier life, but it wasn't as exciting.

I wish I could go hang gliding.
 
Your wish is my command. You get your pet chipmunk. And nothing will convince him that your toes are not peanuts.

I wish I could sail around the world, seeing new places.
 
Granted. You sail around the world, but a giant shark almost topples one of the ships you are sailing on.

I wish there was more time to read more literature.
 
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Granted. Remember that Twilight Zone episode about the guy that just wanted to read books? That’s your life now. Have fun!

I wish my internet company wasn’t trying to extort more money from me by constantly claiming I’m past due when I’m not!
 
Granted. Your internet company stops trying to extort money from you, but a different problem arises - someone has stolen your identity and you must now report the issue to the relevant authorities.

I wish the internet was free for all.
 
Granted. All the computers in the world permanently crash and break down immediately after the internet is made free.

I wish I had a Yorkie puppy!

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Granted. Your internet company stops trying to extort money from you, but a different problem arises - someone has stolen your identity and you must now report the issue to the relevant authorities.

I wish the internet was free for all.
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Joke’s on the identity thief! My credit is incredibly bad and I have barely any money saved to fund any shopping sprees!
 
Granted. The Yorkie puppy has unsolvable behavioural problems and makes you regret your decision to obtain him/her.

I wish I could leap like a cat.
 
Granted. But only when startled, you leap onto a bookshelf screaming "MEOOOWWWW!", knocking over books and lampshades in the process.

I wish I had a big, friendly, playful, obedient dog.
 
Granted, but it's a weird breed where you have to feed it mice every single day.

I wish I had two pet bunny rabbits.
 
Granted, but you're enlisted in the North Korean Navy, and you'll be patrolling the Korean peninsula during your 4 year tour of duty.

I wish I had fins instead of legs.
 
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