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Because that's what she does every morning at 9.28am, to get to the restaurant where she always has plain grain for breakfast, sits at the same table and talks to no-one.

Can one construct a ladder from laddered tights?
 
Yes, with absolutely great difficulty.

How can someone say the color of a black mamba, a green apple, and a pink lemonade?
 
Get a sock. Put it on your hand.
Make like your hand is a talking
sock. Be careful not to move your
lips too much or people will catch
on that the sock is color blind.

Why would a banana split?
 
Of course, soup and custard were invented especially for those people.

Do the aforementioned bananas come from Split?
 
They do -- some of them are spotted as well, and can be found in Dalmatia.

How can I make sure I don't post the wrong stuff at the wrong thread?
 
Seems like you'd want to put the wrong stuff on the Wrong Thread.
Maybe if you get a lot of wrong stuff you could make a whole planet out of it.

Which way is up?
 
The chicken came first, because it's a bit dim and just blindly follows orders. The cow was too busy being awesome to heed your request.

Is 'funny' quantifiable?
 
The reaction to 'funny' is measurable.
The definition of 'funny' varies.

If what goes around comes around, what
happens with a square?
 
Then the saying would be:
'What goes around gets the corners knocked off'.

Will anyone answer my question?
 
DORKYCHOU said:
Now, how will anyone answer that question?
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So while we're waiting ... why is water wet?
 
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Wetness is our description of what we feel when we put our hand in water. Saying water is wet is like saying that wood is hard or fire is hot.

Sensory receptors on our hand send information about the water to our brain. Our brain receives the information from our sensory receptors and processes it. A combination of temperature, pressure and the way water moves tells our brain that water is wet.

In terms of physics, water has lower surface tension compared to other liquids at room temperature (only 100% ethyl alcohol has lower surface tension compared to water).

TL;DR: Water isn't dry.

One plus one minus one times one divided by one is?
 
ONE might not wish to express ONEs option on the answer to this ONE, might ONE!

Am I right?
 
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