Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[TBRS1]

Do you have knowledge of a factory making them in some foreign land?

 

[Grondhammar]

In an era of globalisation, what does foreign mean?

 

[TBRS1]

Aren't foreign countries those places where food I haven't eaten before comes from?

 

[Grondhammar]

Are foreign foods named the way they are so that English-only speakers can have surprises when the takeout shows up?

 

[TBRS1]

Or maybe it's part of a secret plot to hide that horrible coconut stuff in otherwise edible foods?

 

[Grondhammar]

Did coconuts realise this would happen, and therefore decide to disguise themselves as brown hairy rocks?

 

[TBRS1]

Can you imagine how horribly hungry our ancient ancestors must have been to try eating brown hairy rocks?

 

[Grondhammar]

Did they throw them in the firepit thinking they were another kind of wood?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you think early humans could have gone extinct if the coconut water boiled, causing an explosion of coconut shell fragments and superheated steam, wiping out the entire tribe?

 

[Grondhammar]

Was the Chicxulub crater caused by a giant coconut exploding?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever tried saying "Chicxulub crater" while eating crackers?

 

[Grondhammar]

Why is it that I often take a drink right before reading something funny?

 

[TBRS1]

If you have houseplants, have you thought about how silly comedy can be converted into a watering system that can be fun for the whole family?

 

[Grondhammar]

Is moldy cheese classified as a houseplant?

 

[TBRS1]

Were you not aware that houseplants come from the kingdom Plantae and cheesemold comes from the kingdom Fungi?

 

[Grondhammar]

Does plantar fasciitis come from walking on the Plantae?

 

[TBRS1]

Has the theory that they are caused by demons been proved wrong?

 

[Grondhammar]

Are demons carriers for plantar fasciitis?

 

[TBRS1]

Aren't they more commonly carried by one foot or the other?

 

[NDR2]

Why do people tend to sit with one leg over the other?